Armaggedon's coming!

Is this some kind of sexual thing?

I guess not, most likely it is some Troll trophy hunter wondering how to mount us on their wall.

I guess we look like an easy target, I mean if you can punt us, surely you can kill us, right?

I would suggest, that we are a little bit harder to kill, or if you do, there probably wont be anything left to mount.

Anyway, tusks are are requirement of a trophy right?  Still to mounting Trolls or maybe Tauren.

Of course, if it is the Gnome sex kind of thing you were looking for.. maybe we can talk.. (more…)

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GoogledGnome #68

Using bottom scanner to buy netherweave

Netherweave, old hat?

Well I guess Death Knights and powerleveled toons will still be picking it up.

Assuming it isn’t all bought out or used for bandages, you might find some on the AH.

Anyway, best thing to do is set up a snatch for it, which will notify you if it finds any below a certain price.

Try /snatch [item] [price in copper]
The item is a shift-click of the item in question into the chat line.

Note, I am not sure at the time of writing this that bottom scanner even exists anymore, give it a go or ask at the auctioneer forums.

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #67

Twink take boat from rachet

Run to the end of the pier, get on boat, end up in Booty Bay.

Simple, assuming you can get to Rachet!

Good luck!

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #66

Twink juice 2

Hunh?

You mean the kind a Gnome oozes when they lie dead on the battlefield?

I hope so, because I hate to think of the alternative!

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #65

Totem+of+infliction+auction+house+price

Gnome am I sorry you wasted your time here, well I assume your time was wasted.

What’s a totem of infliction?

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #64

Timers towers Alterac Valley

It’s nice when someone calls out the time left to hold or retake towers isn’t it?

I must admit I went looking after someone printed them in chat one day.

I think I spent the following 3 AVs calling out tower times – I was useful!

Anyway there are a raft of them out there including Alar BG Helper, which has buttons for everything you could ever want in battlegrounds.

Go get it!

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #63

Armageddon

You mean the kind with big balls of fire, the living bomb of Gnome Fire Mage blogs?

I am the bomb!

Gnomer and Out!

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GoogledGnome #62

Red riding hood wolf big balls

I am not really sure you are looking for a WoW Mage blog with a search term like that!

Anyway,

• I have big balls of fire.
• I have taken the Wolf down during the red riding hood Opera encounter in Kara.

Basically tank wolf at one door, ranged at other.

When you get turned into little red riding hood, do as the big bad wolf suggests and…

Run away little girl

Gnomer and Out!

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