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Happy Now?

Posted in Blogs, Gnomes, Mages, tagged , , on May 25, 2009 | 7 Comments »

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Do Gnomes smoke?

Posted in Gnomes, Misc WoW, tagged , on May 11, 2009 | 9 Comments »

For a long time now I have had a quiet chuckle each time I launched myself onto my Mechanostrider and head off. The reason is the huge puff of smoke that shoots out the back of my strider to the cacophony of squeaking and spluttering Gnome Engineered parts. But I noticed something when I jumped [...]

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Drawing the short straw: Racial Bonuses

Posted in Crafting, Gnomes, Rants, tagged , , on March 19, 2009 | 10 Comments »

Drawing the short straw: Racial Bonuses I feel sorry for Gnomes, Draenei, Taurens and Blood elf.  Primarily Gnomes of course! Why? They have a racial bonus taken up with something completely useless… profession racial bonuses. Let’s take a look. Gnome * Engineering Specialist : 15 point skill bonus to Engineering (note, this also raises the [...]

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World’s deadliest creatures: Gnomes

Posted in Gnomes, tagged on March 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Kestrel from Kestrals Aerie (WTB Gnome Priest!) and subsequently Arrens, Pixeled Executioner,  Awlbiste, Jezriyah, Medros, outdps, Willel, Greyseer, Holydiscipline, & Stoppableforce got me thinking about this on Twitter the other day. Oztrlya Gnoo Here at Oztrlya Gnoo we house some of the world’s most deadly creatures. We’ve got Taipans, Salty Crocolisks, box jellyfish, but our [...]

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Loved by Gnomes

Posted in Achievements, Gnomes, tagged , on February 19, 2009 | 8 Comments »

Well, I can finally get back to the grind to 80! Since the Achievements went in (well before actually, but I just needed a motivator), I have wanted to be loved by Gnomes World wide.  But the Gnomes are a difficult bunch to please. Dwarves… easy, way too easy considering their dour demeanor. Draenei (The [...]

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Dear Gnome

Posted in Events, Gnomes, tagged , on February 10, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Imanunlovedgnome writes: Dear Gnomeaggedon, Being a 3 foot chubby pallid bald Gnome I have problems getting deep and meaningful relationships with those of the opposite sex. Even when I dress in my best raiding gear the girls look right over my head, even the short ones.

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Am I human?

Posted in Gnomes, tagged on October 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Am I human? OK, so this one is a little silly. I was going to join a website using my real Gnomish Name: Things were going well, they even wanted to know where I lived… But then things fell off the rails, and I decided not to join up…

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My 2 year old’s love/hate relationship with Gnomes

Posted in Gnomes, tagged on October 17, 2008 | 5 Comments »

My 2 year old’s love/hate relationship with Gnomes Love

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One in a Million

Posted in Gnomes, Misc WoW, tagged , on September 9, 2008 | 4 Comments »

OK, not quite 1 in 1 million, more like 1 in 6, but even so, I feel even dirtier than I did a week ago. One week ago I reported in how I was not the only Gnomeaggedon in the world, there were 3 of us… well it turns out that there are 6 of [...]

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If I wasn’t a Gnome Mage, I would be…

Posted in Gnomes, Mages, tagged , on July 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »

or.. When I grow up I want to be a…. Human: Why would I play a fantasy game and want to be a human – that’s not fantasy, that’s real life! Anyway the male humans run “funny”.

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