I interrupt my irregular post schedule to let you all know something…
It’s something I have been meaning to say for ages, but I never knew how to approach the topic.
I have been blessed today, as one of the 25% of my regular commenter demographic (spammers) has dropped by to just say it out loud.
Disclaimer: The opinions of this commenter in no way reflects the opinion of this blog author towards my other 75% of my readers.
It does pretty much reflect my opinion of the other cohabitants of my spam comment folder.
Pffft come here, insult my commenter and expect me to approve your comment?
I guess I have for worse reasons…
I bet they got paid better money for writing that comment than I do for writing posts.
Gnomer and Out!
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It’s a fair cop, guv
You think?
Pretty sure I’m the only brain dead commenter on this blog.
Having seen my brane, I can assure you that you have quite some way to go before you drop to my level.
Actually, to get that low you’d need to build a Basement extension. Just sayin’ ^^
I’ve got Gnomeregan… just saying.
Oh my god, what if he was talking about me? Now I feel embarrassed. Let me recharge my dead brain.
Wait it can’t be me. I only recently started commenting. Phew.
I think he wa pouring the essence of his last performance review into his spam.
Trolled by spammers
Trolling spammers… what will they think of next?
oh noes – he must be referring to ME!
D :
Me thinks he was typing to a mirror.
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[...] ranted talked about spam before and I’ll probably rant talk about it again, but Gnomegeddon’s post on an amusing spam he got and the XKCD comic on how to dominate news sites on the cheap got me [...]
I tried Life Without Akismet™ once… once. *shudders* Who knew posting almost-a-real-comment spam was such a lucrative business! :p
And oh yes– buy WoW Gold! or, wait, erm Travelocity Wants You! or… darnit, I’m not good at this. >.<;;
ConsiderIng Akismet has protected me from 126,525 spam (of which I have had to actually verify maybe a couple of hundred over 4 years), im very glad i have it. I assume that accounts for about 25% of my sites all time traffic.
A couple of years before I started WoW blogging I started a WordPress blog, just to see what it was about. Even with Akismet at that time, I was discouraged due to the volume of rubbish I had to deal with.