Archive for May, 2011

Gratuitous naked Dwarf... proof I'm not racist

You kill a mob… cloth

You kill a boss… cloth

You loot a chest… cloth

You kill a player… a few sliver and a kick up the arse.

The Emperor’s new clothes

This is what I don’t understand, why is it, that that cloth wearing fool of a Warlock that tried to take down the widdly-biddy-fireball-throwing Gnome Mage, can’t spare me some cloth? (more…)

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Well the annual children’s week slaughter is well underway.

It’s a strange time of year in the BGs, and there is basically one of two philosophies that one can adopt, as so well expressed by Cynwise last year.

You can either:

I subscribe to the philosophy of waiting to see the colour of their jib.

Gnomeaggedon, Plaguezilla and Daror on a WSG outing

I will:

  • Wait patiently with the Alliance innocents and their orphans to determine whether any white remains in the eyes of the approaching Horde… if there is nothing but blood, then blood will be spilled, or
  • Head to their flag room to offer free flag returns (and if they harm a hair on my head… well, I take names and hand out numbers just like a supermarket deli queue… your time will come), or
  • Slaughter the 1st Horde that looks at me sideways, upways, downways, anyways.

I’m not fussed either way, either combat will be entered at the 5 minute mark, or it will be entered at the 1 minute mark… when it is entered, there will be blood (more…)

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Just passing through


It was a hard slog for Gnomeaggedon. Few zones left unexplored, few quests left unsolved.

Squidly had a relatively easy ride. There was always money for a mount waiting at the right level, but still the early levels were trudged on hoof and 3 zones were completed before getting his ticket out of Outland. Then there was the grind through Northrend.

Gnomeadeaden has had it easy… easy… easy! (more…)

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Malmortis just wont die

Apparently it’s a persistent pet bug that has come in with 4.1

I think of it more as  a persistent pest bug.

This Malmortis guy (a WoWhead commenter translated that to be undied, or undead) just plain wont die (more…)

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