Hi I'm Squidly
and you are dead to me!
I dont see dead people
the living I see stay living
Want to stay alive in a tower
safe in a tower
or a bunker
safe in bunker
then stay inside where I can heal you
I know you want to peek
but peeking equals death
standing on ledges equals death grip
dead to me outside the tower
with the emphasis on death
standing at my end of the bridge equals heals
safe on bridge
standing in the middle of the bridge equals freefalling death
not so safe on the bridge
I like healing, I like living
Im not following you to your death
so pull your head in
and your body in
and there is a chance I will keep it in one piece
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http://gnomeaggedon.net/2010/10/25/you-are-dead-to-me/
LOL…”getting healed for dummies”, BG version?
I like it – it won’t help of course, but I’m sure you know that! =D
Of course it wont help… you think Gnomeaggedon listens to Squdly’s “Make it easy on the healer and yourself” garbage.
It’s just the usual healer “standing in the bad, blah blah blah, you pulled aggro, blah blah blah, no one appreciates me, blah blah blah”…
Of course, Squidly manages the DPS QQ quite simply… he can’t and wont heal what he can’t see.
Smart players learn from death and near-death experiences… but Gnomeaggedon never will… otherwise he wouldn’t be a MeleeMage
BG noob here — for my own future reference, which battleground is this? : )
This is Alterac Valley, but the same rule applies in the towers of EotS, even the workshops of WG.
Use LoS to protect you and let them come to you.
Trying to heal tower defenders in AV makes me go BLARGUAHEOUFLANREKAFR! *headdesk* That was just an example, the real thing is worse. it’s just a game of roundandroundandround and Target is not in line of sight.
I may as well not be there.
It makes you go “BLARGUAHEOUFLANREKAFR! *headdesk*”
it just makes me go /sigh.
I know what comes after each of the dps is taken outside and spanked off the tower… they come in and shoved that flagpole somewhere amongst the tentacles.
Butt against the back wall in a tower – excellent lessons
Yes, I don’t know why “back against the wall” is such a hard concept to understand. Most teenage spend years shouting that mantra… but put them in a BG and they will let anyone serve them.
Bahahahha! *snorts* I like healing for dummies. Makes things very clear. Love my pocket heals though. We don’t even have to talk. We just *know* how to work together.
I got in trouble with my healers on raid night.
Healer:”F**k it, I’m beaconing Erinia”
Tank: “No, just let her die…she’ll learn.”
Me:”HEY! IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T KEEP THREAT. I WAITED 5 SECONDS THAT TIME! FIVE WHOLE SECONDS! NOT TWO! NOT THREE! FIVE! My threat is CRAZY right now!”
Other healer: “She did wait.”
Healer: “F**K it, I’m beaconing Erinia”
Tank: “Sigh…okay”
Me: “I can tank if you want.”
Everyone: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Meh if this little MeleeMage can tank it, I’m sure a big strong DK like yourself would have no problems at all.
Of course the 1st rule of Mage Tanking is once you have aggro established, pass it to the healers.
/duck