I’m a Mage…
I know I’m a Mage…
I’m a Mage dammit!
Yet why do I constantly see signs that I might be something other, something more insidious, one of the unlucky ones…
A Warlock!
I wonder if I have become too close to those that I hunt. Maybe my regular tussles with Saresa, Syrana, Nibuca, Hydra, Fulguralis (ohh the list goes on) are drawing me slowly, inexorably into their summoning circle.
How else do you explain the signs?
Often I notice that this blog receives 666 views…
While grinding achievements I did myself employing the Dot, Dot, Dot, Loot, Win! strategy.
Even my achievement points are hinting at something I’d rather not contemplate.
While I don’t intend to even do a deal with the demons for a recalcitrant pet, I do wonder if the Mage Fire tree is nothing more than a combination of the Warlock Affliction and Destruction trees.
Of course that is the thing that brings me back from the brink of insanity, drags me from the maw of demonic possession.
I am a Mage, a Fire Mage. I have the power of two Warlock trees in one Mage tree at my disposal. When those Locks split from the Mages all those years ago in their “thirst for power”, the reality was that they were weak, they needed the help of demons to be able to control 1/2 the power contained in one Mage tree.
No, I’m not in denial, I’m in defiance!
The reason I see so many signs is I am so close to the heart of the Demons and their Lock minions. These are the sign posts to their destruction.
One thing is sure…
When I’m finished with them they will be BURNING in hell.
Gnomeaggedon has gone offline.
I’m not going to be about much for the next week due to a couple of important considerations.
- The Beta download stole my internet quota, well it took 2/3 of it and there is barely enough left to download the live WoW update, let alone play. All of a sudden I feel like my Magely counterpart Krizzlybear… blessed to be in Beta, cursed to not have the quota to actually play it.
- Visitors. I have a couple of real life visitors spending some time with me, so the PC will be off so I can give them my full attention (even if one of them is a stinking Collingwood supporter come to see Collingwood get the Colliwobbles at the Aussie Rules Grand Final. It stinks being a Carlton supporter hosting a Collingwood fan while they attend the grand final that Carlton missed out on… However, for TreeHuggerDave, I will either celebrate with him, or give him a lifetime of shit if the Colliwobbles do strike.)
Gnomer and Out!
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We are all warlocks inside.
Join the March to Keep Fear Alive.
I started that march once, but my Lock barely had the stamina to reach 17, let alone the target of 19
As my name implies, I am a Roo Boy…….having said that……carna Sainters!
I have a similar situation, but the most searched term that comes back to my blog is “DK DPS 3.3″ – when my blog is far from a DPS compendium.
I have brought it upon myself…
1st with Warlock twink guides…
Then with mentions of Warlocks every 3rd post… my hatred undoes me!
Excellent. It’s all falling into place…
Why do I visualize the Warlock Mr Burns, steepling his fingers and uttering Eeeexxxxccceeelllleeeennnt!
I love it that all of the warlock stuff is surrounded by 1 mage post. IT IS TRUE! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MISSINFORMS!
You and your Healing Mage Tree
*snort*
<3 Your Friendly Neighborhood Fuubaar
lol
I like to think of them as my trophies
Also, I demand a different Icon than my Husbands!
What is this?!
*stomps off to contemplate how to corrupt gnomes*
HUSBANDS??
Ohh you mean husband’s… Phew… I was wondering if Fulg was up on that news…
Gnomes are incorruptable… Or is that incorrigible?
Hurts when ones identity is so closely interwoven with another… like an imp for instance.
I’m pretty sure you can just get your own, personal icon. It’s not a WP thing these days, they are using 3rd party icons (I think)
My God, a cruel betrayal!!!
I always knew there was something untrustworthy about you … I thought it was the green hair but NO. It is because you were a warlock all along.
Yes, a level 19 twink warlock that can’t make it past level 17… for two years!
btw, it’s not my fel-green hair, it’s my eyebrows that are evil! I go on bucks nights purely to get them shaved off
Just give in and reroll warlock. You know, deep down, you really want a Felpup.
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