I bet I get some freaky people coming here after that title.
Are you the love child of a Gnome? /rofl
Are you the love child of this Gnome? /hide
I got myself thinking the other day, I do that sometimes. I just push myself a little bit too far, and the brain kicks into action. By then it’s too late and I can’t really stop it. I assure you I try, but a Gnome’s brain has a time delay lock, and nothing short of Tom Cruise can stop it ticking (Just the sight of him sends me into spasms… if he were to lay his hands on me, I promise the ticking would stop).
How many love children do we have floating about on the US/Oceanic servers?
Apparently Jong does more than rip his shirt off, cause there are 101 Jongs out there.. no not Dalmations, JONGS!
Cassie obviously has BigBearButt well under control, because he has only spawned 27 little butts and one BeerGut
Surprisingly BigRedKitty has kept his gun in his pants too, there are only 43 BRKs! Seriously?
As for Larisa… well I guess it depends how you want to accent the whole thing… There are either an incredible 121 little Larisas
Or just one, pure Larísa (note this isn’t the real Larísa, because this is from the US Armory)
Saresa, as one would expect, has been sharing her soul shards about freely and has knocked up 40 namesakes
The Horde boys need some lessons in love. Only 18 Fikkles (Of which I suspect 17 belong to… Fikkle)
And Pie hasn’t been cutting it… I think he needs to get a little more Magic Pudding and a little less single-serve Pie.
Yeah, at least two of the 6 Pies are ForTehHorde’s Pie… cause one of them is still in my guild… I haven’t kicked him yet… maybe.. one day…
What about my fellow Gnome Krizzlybear? It’s cold in Canada isn’t it… lots of time for playing about, maybe throwing out a few mirror images?
Mmmm someone get that Gnome a girl… we need more Kizzlybears!
His fellow Canadian has been throwing the Holy Lights about. I know he often complains that he can’t roll a Matticus on any server he ports to… now we know why…
Euripedes has forgotten to Iceblock 45 times, though I suspect he has remembered to go invisible at the right moment as he has thrown himself out the window.
As for me…
Well, at 1st glance you would think I haven’t been that active.
22 definitely aren’t enough Gnomeaggedons, although the addition of a couple of Arena teams and a Guild makes me feel a little better.
Of course the next question is what have my more literate (ie. can spell Armageddon) mirror images been up to?
Well, that’s a little better, 55 literate Gnomes, one Arena team and 5 Guilds.
Of course we need to put this in perspective.
Do Gnomes breed like rabbits?
12 months ago I had a quick peek at my illiterate friends and what I found back then was there were only 6 Gnomeaggedons, only 3 of whom were on US/Oceanic servers.
Now there are 30 across EU and US/Oceanic servers.
I think a x5 reproduction rate isn’t two bad.
I think the world needs more Gnomeaggedons after all.
My literate mirror images fare better yet, 72 across both EU and US/Oceanic servers
Now if I add that up right (which is a fair ask of itself), there are 102 Gnomeaggedons, which beats Jong on US ground, although he does bring his total up to 176 when we take the EU into account… but we will overlook that for now OK?
Bloody shirt-ripping, new-age, man-product-using, metro-sexual Blood Elves!
I hear what you are saying, you can’t put the literate and illiterate Gnomeaggedons together in the same head count, but see I know that these people have made an unfortunate mistake.
Just like that time when SpicyTuna came to visit, or should I say Tunageddon came to visit me on Aman’Thul. Poor bugger managed to track me down, only to be sent back to the character creation screen just to get the name right.
It’s Tunaggedon alright?
Of course that reminds me… there are other ‘aggedons out there that are my spawn… including Oomaggedon!
Whichever way we look at it, I think not only Gnomes, but Gnomeaggedon’s are going to leave their marks on Azeroth (no, not the marks dogs leave on the carpet when they drag their bums around).
One day, you will be able to shout out:
/2 LFGnomeaggedon for good time
And you will get at least one response per server.
Have you been a little bit naughty?
Find out for yourself how many secretly covert your name at WoW Armory Character Distribution
Gnomer and Out (of here before children’s services track me down looking for maintenance payments)
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