I bet I get some freaky people coming here after that title.
Are you the love child of a Gnome? /rofl
Are you the love child of this Gnome? /hide
I got myself thinking the other day, I do that sometimes. I just push myself a little bit too far, and the brain kicks into action. By then it’s too late and I can’t really stop it. I assure you I try, but a Gnome’s brain has a time delay lock, and nothing short of Tom Cruise can stop it ticking (Just the sight of him sends me into spasms… if he were to lay his hands on me, I promise the ticking would stop).
How many love children do we have floating about on the US/Oceanic servers?
Apparently Jong does more than rip his shirt off, cause there are 101 Jongs out there.. no not Dalmations, JONGS!
Cassie obviously has BigBearButt well under control, because he has only spawned 27 little butts and one BeerGut
Surprisingly BigRedKitty has kept his gun in his pants too, there are only 43 BRKs! Seriously?
As for Larisa… well I guess it depends how you want to accent the whole thing… There are either an incredible 121 little Larisas
Or just one, pure Larísa (note this isn’t the real Larísa, because this is from the US Armory)
Saresa, as one would expect, has been sharing her soul shards about freely and has knocked up 40 namesakes
The Horde boys need some lessons in love. Only 18 Fikkles (Of which I suspect 17 belong to… Fikkle)
And Pie hasn’t been cutting it… I think he needs to get a little more Magic Pudding and a little less single-serve Pie.
Yeah, at least two of the 6 Pies are ForTehHorde’s Pie… cause one of them is still in my guild… I haven’t kicked him yet… maybe.. one day…
What about my fellow Gnome Krizzlybear? It’s cold in Canada isn’t it… lots of time for playing about, maybe throwing out a few mirror images?
Mmmm someone get that Gnome a girl… we need more Kizzlybears!
His fellow Canadian has been throwing the Holy Lights about. I know he often complains that he can’t roll a Matticus on any server he ports to… now we know why…
Euripedes has forgotten to Iceblock 45 times, though I suspect he has remembered to go invisible at the right moment as he has thrown himself out the window.
As for me…
Well, at 1st glance you would think I haven’t been that active.
22 definitely aren’t enough Gnomeaggedons, although the addition of a couple of Arena teams and a Guild makes me feel a little better.
Of course the next question is what have my more literate (ie. can spell Armageddon) mirror images been up to?
Well, that’s a little better, 55 literate Gnomes, one Arena team and 5 Guilds.
Of course we need to put this in perspective.
Do Gnomes breed like rabbits?
12 months ago I had a quick peek at my illiterate friends and what I found back then was there were only 6 Gnomeaggedons, only 3 of whom were on US/Oceanic servers.
Now there are 30 across EU and US/Oceanic servers.
I think a x5 reproduction rate isn’t two bad.
I think the world needs more Gnomeaggedons after all.
My literate mirror images fare better yet, 72 across both EU and US/Oceanic servers
Now if I add that up right (which is a fair ask of itself), there are 102 Gnomeaggedons, which beats Jong on US ground, although he does bring his total up to 176 when we take the EU into account… but we will overlook that for now OK?
Bloody shirt-ripping, new-age, man-product-using, metro-sexual Blood Elves!
I hear what you are saying, you can’t put the literate and illiterate Gnomeaggedons together in the same head count, but see I know that these people have made an unfortunate mistake.
Just like that time when SpicyTuna came to visit, or should I say Tunageddon came to visit me on Aman’Thul. Poor bugger managed to track me down, only to be sent back to the character creation screen just to get the name right.
It’s Tunaggedon alright?
Of course that reminds me… there are other ‘aggedons out there that are my spawn… including Oomaggedon!
Whichever way we look at it, I think not only Gnomes, but Gnomeaggedon’s are going to leave their marks on Azeroth (no, not the marks dogs leave on the carpet when they drag their bums around).
One day, you will be able to shout out:
/2 LFGnomeaggedon for good time
And you will get at least one response per server.
Have you been a little bit naughty?
Find out for yourself how many secretly covert your name at WoW Armory Character Distribution
Gnomer and Out (of here before children’s services track me down looking for maintenance payments)
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Only 7 Klepsacovics and I’m pretty sure I made them all. Apparently no one wants to be me. I can see why.
Very noble of you to acknowledge your spawn!
100 only on EU side….do I get a cookie now? =/
Mmmm not sure.
Do WoWChildSupport agencies hand out cookies?
Only two Gazimoff’s, none above level 10
Mind you, my two 80 mages are named something else. The curse of living on an RP server 
There’s lots of Rhiis, all of them unrelated, I’m pretty sure.
32 of us, to be precise.
I always assumed you got the name “Gnomeaggedon” from a similarly named character/guild (I can’t remember which) you saw on the server Khaz’goroth on which you were playing some years ago before you switched to Aman’Thul.
Nah. Hadn’t even thought about Gnome until the day Aman’Thul came online. Decision was made in the morning to reroll there, I decided I wanted a Mage this time, we were rolling Alliance, I’d rolled a human Mage before and hated human movement, so the answer was Gnome.
I then spent the day contemplating and discarding names suggesting the power of Magely destruction.
Got home, rolled Gnomeaggedon.
A mate at work saw me that night out the front of Ironforge, noted the name, waved and moved on.
Next morning he asked me my character name then laughed when I told him.
I guess because I use Divine Protection, there is only one Kashinboner.
There is only one of me… well there the shades of myself that were me once upon a time but through years of counseling I’ve relegated to mere figments of the imagination. I mean – one was a night elf hunter… whatever was I thinking?
There’s only one of me in the whooooooooole of Europe, I ‘d like to believe it’s because I am a(n) unique and special snowflake but the chances are it’s because I have a silly name and no one wants to associate with me :-/
Similarly there is only one ‘Runswithfire’ – my very first toon XD
At first I breathed a sigh of relief that my loins hadn’t gone wondering whilst I was drunk – then I realised, no one ever calls me Runzwithfire (after all if you have a silly name you’re going to shorten it aren’t you). I was shocked to discover 26 Runzs spread across Azeroth.
I really hope that between a brewing world war, large earthquakes and an evil lord of the undead no one in Stormwind or Orgrimmar decides to overhaul the family courts. I’m already constantly broke as it is, engineering is not a cheap hobby!
tbh, when I think Runz, I’m not thinking fire… and when I think Runzwithfire, I think of a particularly nasty morning following a very hot curry… but that’s just me and my mind often runs to the gutter… or sewer as the case may be…
Believe me, thought had crossed my mind more than once… although sadly not until after I’d hit lvl 80 and established ‘Runz’ as my web persona.
Ahhh hindsight is such a wonderful thing.
lol I think they are the reasons I would have gone with it from day 1.. it suits both meanings perfectly
wouldn’t that be “FieryRunz”? lmao
Ooo nice, my orc warrior Sibher IS a special snowflake: he’s the only one with that name in the whole world
On the other hand, my priest Caera has 165 namesakes, the majority of them being human females like mine.
only 2 of me, only 80 though, but I am only that because I had to add an extra a in because there are a million others with out the A, and it was already taken on my server, I checked my alts, and the ones that used to be somewhat unique have developed more offspring of their own, I wonder how many of these names are being used because of that randomised name selector, pulling them from the existing name database when people are unable to come with something original. All your Zah’s belong to me!
i am (as of this typing) STILL the only one of me, anywhere. i always worry that someone will take my name, but it’s not funny or memorable enough for anyone to want it, i guess. : )
There will always only be one of you to me Prelimar!
I think 3 of the 6 are mine.
Oh and the level 80 isn’t me.
For my new healer, Krusifyer, I am the one and only….woot!!
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There’s six Littlebark’s out there and 3/6 are mine. 2/6 aren’t even druids