Larísa has problems with character names, or at least securing them.
So far I have been pretty lucky.
I don’t even recall if there were any Gnomeaggedons around before I chose that name, even though it is really common to prefix a Gnome’s name with Gnome.
- Gnomistake… Hey Viking!
- Gnomepie… I miss you Pie!
Squidly was another surprising easy catch. It wasn’t until after rolling Squidly that I even checked the armory and sure enough, there were some, but not many Squidlys about.
I’ve already reserved my Goblin name, one I was surprised was still free.
Not taken, what is wrong with you people?
Of course that presupposes that I actually will roll a Goblin, but if I do, I’m ready.
Red Heart Roundup
I was horrified to discover that Gnomeaggedon was taken.
The paranoid side of me thinks that BBB was trying to keep me away.
The optimistic side of me thinks that BBB was trying to protect me by providing a stunt double, one to take the assassin’s bullet or blade.
I rolled Squidlysmate on that occasion, because anyone that knows, knows Squidly’s mate is Gnomeaggedon (Although both Gnomeaggedon and Squidly may deny any form of friendship in public).
BBB is at it again, with the next raid coming up, possibly in October or November, this time it’s a Red Heart Roundup, for (or is that against) heart disease.
Although I know the inspiration is neither BBB or me, with our mutual love of bacon (something I know Euripides suffers with daily as well), it is a subject close to our stomachs hearts (yes, I jest about a very serious matter, but let me assure you both of us have been affected by heart disease).
This time, Gnomeaggedon is free to raid. Although, this time I might run with my one and only, my first Blood Elf, BigGnomeButt.
My Juices Overflow
Of course that got my creative name generating juices flowing.
BigGnomeButt isn’t all that appropriate for a girlyboy Blood Elf.
BigBearButt is beautiful in it’s simplicity, so what else could I name my future characters…
There were many, including these…
However I am pretty certain that my next character is going by the name of:
While it sounds like a Dwarven name, I am fully aware of the fact that Dwarves drink Fully Organic, low calorie, low alcohol, shandies… Or where I come from swill that not even a pig would stick it’s snout in. You may know it as Bud Light.
Thus Dwarves don’t get beer guts… but you know the one race that exhibits perfect examples of beer gut anatomy?
Yeah, looks like BigBeerGut will be a Gnome… now I just have to figure out the appropriate class.
Although, I do wonder if Blood Elves have a special /exhale emote. Surely they must get tired sucking their cheeks and gut in all day in an attempt to look lithe.
He’s a little bit crazy.
On a final note, I think BBB is right, he is losing his mind (maybe his bladder too… but old age is a bitch right?).
He starts off with a title like this…
Then.. he finishes it like this…
I think he’s going to have to get a whole lot less crazy… I’m worried… not so much for him, but what if people start thinking that I am him!
Last time someone did that, they got quizzed on Twister Nether Blogcast (Still spewing that wasn’t episode 69.. I bet Jong can do things with a 69 that haven’t been invented yet) about their split personality… apparently there was some suggestion that I was Jong and Megan, or Jong was me and Megan, or that Megan ate Jong and I, or I don’t know what was really being said behind closed blogs… but… I don’t know if I can handle the kind of fandom that will come with being possibly.. maybe… (OK, not much of a chance), Jong, Megan or BBB.
Did I say final note? You believed that right?
Just thought I’d let you know this is actually my 2nd post for the day. You may not be like Jong, who can sniff a Gnome out at a 100 paces, so if you missed it, go read my champion contribution to the whole “fill the bank with gold” thing that the youngsters are into these days.
Jong can breath a sigh of relief
Gnomer and Out!
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