The time is here.
Jong reports from the front line (which may well be his balcony with an empty bottle of JD):
Which leaves me wondering whether his intention is to retake Gnomeregan or Gnomeaggedon. And if it’s me he’s retaking, where is he retaking me too? I’m hoping it’s that island of his with Megan taking the tops off icy cold Victoria Bitter stubbies…
What? A Gnome can dream can’t he?
What’s your dream of Gnomeregan?
We can assume that once the Trolls retake their homeland it will be 24/7 full moon parties all fueled by Ghost Mushrooms and Felweed...
But what about us Gnomes?
What will we do with our homeland once we cast off the shackles of slavery imposed upon us by our erstwhile saviors, the Humans and Dwarves?
Will it be a Rave?
Will it be filled with TechnoVikings? (come on, it’s not much of a stretch to believe that TechoViking is really Gnomeaggedon after a giant feast! Look at his pants, surely they were Gnome longs before they became Viking shorts – go on, have a look!)
Will it become a big pinball parlor? Who else would you want designing your pinball machines the the mechanical genius of the Gnome?
Robot War central? Bring your crashing thrashing robot to Gnomeregan for the weekly play offs?
Maybe a bit of Mechanotank Derby? They might not go fast, but they are designed to destroy – no license required!
Maybe given the space required the Gnome Locks and Gnome Mages can finally get down to creating the perfect transporter hub.
Portals to everywhere and the summoning stones from hell. I mean, it’s great having portals everywhere, even having summoning stones outside instances, but why don’t we have public summoning stones in our major cities?
Time to create a single person summoning stone, so we can whisk our cheating partners out of the arms of Full-mooning Trolls.
Is the Deeprun tram getting an upgrade? I know it’s always running late, the carriages are always overfilled with Horde raiders and it really does stink after 5 years of ERP, but surely it’s time they extended their services to the rest of Azeroth?
I would like them to update the design though. Maybe…
- A rollercoaster to Outland.
- A waterside to the Maelstrom.
- An Elven arrow to Darnassus.
- A snowboard trip to Northrend.
Then of course there will be months of construction, building the statue to the hero of Gnomeregan…
That’s me right?
Most likely it will be torn asunder during the Cataclysm, but I still expect my outstretched arm to rise from the broken earth, reaching up to the sky, where when you follow the line from my fingertips are confronted with the greatest Pyroblast ever thrown by a Gnome…
Gnomer & Out!
Edit: Well, i have now completed the (todays?) event on both Gnomeaggedon and Squidly.. I am hoping to all that is holy in Gnomeregan there is something more to follow.. hopefully we are only 93% of the way through… it just left me feeling empty.
I didn’t retake Gnomeregan, the developers did… I could have just /followed the nearest Gnome.
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