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Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check

Derek Dickwad: OK guys, this is going to be an awesome raid, everyone got their consumables?

Isa Nutta: I got my Jim Beam and piles of peanuts

Mike Hunt: I’m blowing my scooby-doo as we speak

Derek Dickwad: Mike, I’ll get to buffs in a minute, just checking on consumables right now

Ican Be-loony: I got 3 disposable sims, ready to roll.

Nota Badguybut: Can I have an invite plz!

Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!

Mike Hunt: lol

Ican Be-loony: lol

Derek Dickwad: lol pwned dude

Derek Dickwad: Anyone heard from Davo tonight? He signed up, but no word yet.

Mike Hunt: he’s probably screwing his girlfriend to the wall again.. he’s always going on about it.

Isa Nutta: His girlfriend is probably screwing him to the wall, otherwise he’d be here with the 1337Squad

Derek Dickwad: Right guys, let’s get this fucker, this fag, seriously how ghey is this.

Derek Dickwad: I’ll start with the dogshit bomb on his front door step -I’ll aim my spot light at his door so he can’t see me, but I’ve got good light for the photos of the poofta

Derek Dickwad: Mike, you get the honor of spamming his facebook site and email accounts.  Maybe throw a message or two on his company website about how is such a child fucking poofta.

Derek Dickwad: Isa, you know your job, can you hold it together this time?  When you call his boss and pretend to be a sheriff, don’t burst into laughter while spinning the bullshit about how your investigating him for child porn, prostitution, drug trafficing and, hell throw in that he kicked a nigger once.. though he’s probably a mutha fucking nigger himself.

Derek Dickwad: Ican, phone spam on my call, remember to call his Mum and grandparents at the same time.

Derek Dickwad: Nota, you got the pizza order ready – Super Supreme Ghey with extra anchovies

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Only 3 of me

On a positive note…

Logo There are
people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

I know there are a few more in my state, of my country, but really, how many phone calls, or just comparing details will it take (see below)?


I know a quite a few people are contacting me to tell me you are canceling.

I wont lie, I am proud of you for taking a stand.

I will also say, that if the game means enough to you that you don’t care (let’s face it, how many people care when their guild bank gets pillaged due to no authenticators), then you don’t have to follow my path (more…)

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My RealID

I am going to share something with you today. It’s my RealID, the one most people know me by, the one even my Mother used for me (as much as she hated it).

My name is Snowy.

Of course if you have ever received an email reply from Gnomeaggedon, I have probably already (chosen to) shared that with you.

Snowy isn’t my TrueID, my legal name, though I have considered changing it.

I have known people for 20+ years that only know me only as Snowy, because I am Snowy. Occasionally there is a need to reveal my Clarke Kent true identity and they are stunned, even disbelieving. Yet, 99% of them continue to refer to me as Snowy.

This ReadID goes back a long way, back before I was born in fact. My family has generations of Snowys, not just my immediate family, my extended family (more…)

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Is this some kind of sexual thing?

I guess not, most likely it is some Troll trophy hunter wondering how to mount us on their wall.

I guess we look like an easy target, I mean if you can punt us, surely you can kill us, right?

I would suggest, that we are a little bit harder to kill, or if you do, there probably wont be anything left to mount.

Anyway, tusks are are requirement of a trophy right?  Still to mounting Trolls or maybe Tauren.

Of course, if it is the Gnome sex kind of thing you were looking for.. maybe we can talk.. (more…)

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Hot Streak!

Noooo not that Hot Streak, though let it be known that a certain part of my body grows every time time that one procs.. but I am talking about this one…

Winning 10 rated Arena matched in a row.. yeah I already knew that wasn’t going to happen.

My 3′s team got together tonight for a bit of fun, but unfortunately one of the member’s children was afflicted by some Warlock dot (must have been a Lock, cause the poor kid wasn’t happy), so he dropped out (at our insistence… Arenas < Life).  Which left Deadypriest (yes Deady.. not Deadly.. one of those typos that stuck, but gets confusing because there is someone on our server not afflicted with typo-syndrome) to do some 2′s.

So Deady and I started to fill some time… it was going nice, though there was one combo that we really stuffed up.. we knew what we should be doing, we said it out loud (yes both of us), but do you think we could get our fingers to do our bidding?

MAGES > Locks AND Hunters


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The Ruby Vacuum

Did you get online yesterday, or were you caught in extended maintenance?

I got on, at 1st briefly, then later for an extended period.

When I 1st logged in it was business as usual, Dalaran full, trade “vibrant” (I’ll let you interpret the definition of vibrant).

When I logged in later it was as if Arthas or someone (maybe a Gnome Engineer) had perfected a universal vacuum.

The streets were empty, trade chat relatively quiet (i.e. readable).

Of course it wasn’t Arthas or the Gnomes, it was the Ruby Vacuum, otherwise known as the Ruby Sanctum.

Being the 1st night there weren’t any PuG groups going (although I expect that from tonight it will be “LFM RS >9000 GS pst with role and achievement”). It was just guild groups. All my friends were there, there all night in fact.

Meanwhile, on the outside I was doing the usual things.

LFD… LFA (Anyone)

It took a looooooong time to get groups for Ahune and the random heroic (more…)

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