Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check
Derek Dickwad: OK guys, this is going to be an awesome raid, everyone got their consumables?
Isa Nutta: I got my Jim Beam and piles of peanuts
Mike Hunt: I’m blowing my scooby-doo as we speak
Derek Dickwad: Mike, I’ll get to buffs in a minute, just checking on consumables right now
Ican Be-loony: I got 3 disposable sims, ready to roll.
Nota Badguybut: Can I have an invite plz!
Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!
Mike Hunt: lol
Ican Be-loony: lol
Derek Dickwad: lol pwned dude
Derek Dickwad: Anyone heard from Davo tonight? He signed up, but no word yet.
Mike Hunt: he’s probably screwing his girlfriend to the wall again.. he’s always going on about it.
Isa Nutta: His girlfriend is probably screwing him to the wall, otherwise he’d be here with the 1337Squad
Derek Dickwad: Right guys, let’s get this fucker, this fag, seriously how ghey is this.
Derek Dickwad: I’ll start with the dogshit bomb on his front door step -I’ll aim my spot light at his door so he can’t see me, but I’ve got good light for the photos of the poofta
Derek Dickwad: Mike, you get the honor of spamming his facebook site and email accounts. Maybe throw a message or two on his company website about how is such a child fucking poofta.
Derek Dickwad: Isa, you know your job, can you hold it together this time? When you call his boss and pretend to be a sheriff, don’t burst into laughter while spinning the bullshit about how your investigating him for child porn, prostitution, drug trafficing and, hell throw in that he kicked a nigger once.. though he’s probably a mutha fucking nigger himself.
Derek Dickwad: Ican, phone spam on my call, remember to call his Mum and grandparents at the same time.
Derek Dickwad: Nota, you got the pizza order ready – Super Supreme Ghey with extra anchovies
Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check
Derek Dickwad: Go, Go Goooooooo!
Derek Dickwad: lol, his boyfriend came to the door. rofl, not only are his bare feet covered in dog shit, but his silk pajamas caught fire. Probably burnt him a Brazillian!
Ican Be-loony: OMG, OMG, I think I gave his grandmother a heart attack. lol lol lol lol PWNED!
Mike Hunt: Man, this poof is never going to work in his town ever again, I got a few of his noob mates as well… all their shit on their facebook sites!
Derek Dickwad: Isa, how’s it going with his boss?
Derek Dickwad: Oh shit, here comes the pizza. lol the pizza driver is going to rip the poofta a new arsehole!
Isa Nutta: Oh man… that was priceless, the boss shat himself, says he’s going to the office now to lock down the nubs PC and change his access… this guys life is now officially shit!
Derek Dickwad: Alright guys, let’s wipe it up… we’ll have another attempt tomorrow night.
Derek Dickwad: As soon as I get home I’ll post the photos on the guild site.
Derek Dickwad: Buggers me why we pay $15 a month for WoW now. It’s shit compared to this, and we can just grab the next target off the forums without playing.
Derek Dickwad has gone offline
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Innocent Dave has come online
Isa Nutta: Yo!
Mike Hunt: Dude, where ya been?
Innocent Dave: Hey guys, fucker of a night
Ican Be-loony: Man you just missed out on an awesome raid, we pwned that fucker defending gays in the realm forums
Nota Badguybut: I kinda feel bad now, but man it was a laugh
Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!
Innocent Dave: Where’s Dickwad?
Nota Badguybut: whys your night been a fucker?
Innocent Dave: My brother is in hospital from burns to his legs.
Innocent Dave: My Grandma is in the same hospital – heart attack
Innocent Dave: My boss called, as did some of my clients. Apparently I’m being investigated for all sorts of bad shit. Whatever the case, I’ve lost my job and I’m getting hate calls from all over the place.
Innocent Dave: I’ve got a black eye and a broken rib from some arsehole pizza delivery driver that told me I ordered a super gay pizza.
Innocent Dave: There was also this nutta outside the house, with this spotlight on, taking photos.
Innocent Dave: He woke the whole neighborhood with his chants of poofta and pedophile… looks like I’m going to have to move now too
Derek Dickwad has come online
Derek Dickwad: Yo Dawg! Got the photos of that faggot up on the website guys.. check him out!
Isa Nutta: …
Mike Hunt: …
Innocent Dave: WTF!
Ican Be-loony: …
Nota Badguybut: Oh Shit…
Isa Nutta: PWNED!
Derek Dickwad: What’s up guys?
Gnomer and Out!
PS: The Point of RealID and How to Stop It.
PPS: Joy at RealID
PPPS: Don’t panic
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< – gay man in a well known gay guild with a name that no one in the US has (thank you How Many of Me). For all that your post is over the top, this is why RealID scares me.
Hopefully you appreciate that I don’t share any of the sentiments in this piece of stupidity I call today’s post. TBH it made me sick writing it… but I’m a short angry Gnome right now.
Apologies if any offense was caused!
Thanks Gnomer
FYI: The minute I get home to my authenticator, I’ll be cancelling my subscription to WoW. Between this and the Snowstorm by Another Name post Rip linked, I just can’t be a part of it.
I think out of all of this, the whole side scheme of in-game advertising bothers me even more. And there are wow players on my facebook friends list, but I don’t ned an advert for farmville to pop up while i’m trying to get out of a bosses aoe.
also, you are welcome to visit middle earth at any time.
There’s even a kin on Meneldor you might like, “Aussies of Middle earth”.
The terrible thing about it, I could see it actually happening.
/facepalm
And seriously, what is a super ghey pizza?
They changed their minds!
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=25968987278&sid=1
Come back Gnomey!
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The link doesn’t carry past the line break for some reason. Copy through the “=1″ and do the old copy/paste version of following a link.
Link fixed
Sent from my iPhone
Hello everyone,
I’d like to take some time to speak with all of you regarding our desire to make the Blizzard forums a better place for players to discuss our games. We’ve been constantly monitoring the feedback you’ve given us, as well as internally discussing your concerns about the use of real names on our forums. As a result of those discussions, we’ve decided at this time that real names will not be required for posting on official Blizzard forums.
It’s important to note that we still remain committed to improving our forums. Our efforts are driven 100% by the desire to find ways to make our community areas more welcoming for players and encourage more constructive conversations about our games. We will still move forward with new forum features such as conversation threading, the ability to rate posts up or down, improved search functionality, and more. However, when we launch the new StarCraft II forums that include these new features, you will be posting by your StarCraft II Battle.net character name + character code, not your real name. The upgraded World of Warcraft forums with these new features will launch close to the release of Cataclysm, and also will not require your real name.
I want to make sure it’s clear that our plans for the forums are completely separate from our plans for the optional in-game Real ID system now live with World of Warcraft and launching soon with StarCraft II. We believe that the powerful communications functionality enabled by Real ID, such as cross-game and cross-realm chat, make Battle.net a great place for players to stay connected to real-life friends and family while playing Blizzard games. And of course, you’ll still be able to keep your relationships at the anonymous, character level if you so choose when you communicate with other players in game. Over time, we will continue to evolve Real ID on Battle.net to add new and exciting functionality within our games for players who decide to use the feature.
In closing, I want to point out that our connection with our community has always been and will always be extremely important to us. We strongly believe that Every Voice Matters, ( http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/company/about/mission.html ) and we feel fortunate to have a community that cares so passionately about our games. We will always appreciate the feedback and support of our players, which has been a key to Blizzard’s success from the beginning.
Mike Morhaime
CEO & Cofounder
Blizzard Entertainment
cut and paste appears to work, I will have to say this is a great bit of news.
As Professor Putricide would say, “GREAT NEWS EVERYONE”
Ha ha awesome post, Gnomey.
Is this guild recruiting?
I believe that Blizzard just removed their targets from the forums… I’m sure they will protest as hard as we did to bring RealID’s to the forums… otherwise raiding would be just too hard!
Nerf Non-RealIDs