Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check
Derek Dickwad: OK guys, this is going to be an awesome raid, everyone got their consumables?
Isa Nutta: I got my Jim Beam and piles of peanuts
Mike Hunt: I’m blowing my scooby-doo as we speak
Derek Dickwad: Mike, I’ll get to buffs in a minute, just checking on consumables right now
Ican Be-loony: I got 3 disposable sims, ready to roll.
Nota Badguybut: Can I have an invite plz!
Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!
Mike Hunt: lol
Ican Be-loony: lol
Derek Dickwad: lol pwned dude
Derek Dickwad: Anyone heard from Davo tonight? He signed up, but no word yet.
Mike Hunt: he’s probably screwing his girlfriend to the wall again.. he’s always going on about it.
Isa Nutta: His girlfriend is probably screwing him to the wall, otherwise he’d be here with the 1337Squad
Derek Dickwad: Right guys, let’s get this fucker, this fag, seriously how ghey is this.
Derek Dickwad: I’ll start with the dogshit bomb on his front door step -I’ll aim my spot light at his door so he can’t see me, but I’ve got good light for the photos of the poofta
Derek Dickwad: Mike, you get the honor of spamming his facebook site and email accounts. Maybe throw a message or two on his company website about how is such a child fucking poofta.
Derek Dickwad: Isa, you know your job, can you hold it together this time? When you call his boss and pretend to be a sheriff, don’t burst into laughter while spinning the bullshit about how your investigating him for child porn, prostitution, drug trafficing and, hell throw in that he kicked a nigger once.. though he’s probably a mutha fucking nigger himself.
Derek Dickwad: Ican, phone spam on my call, remember to call his Mum and grandparents at the same time.
Derek Dickwad: Nota, you got the pizza order ready – Super Supreme Ghey with extra anchovies
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