Are you shaking your bunny maker?
Do you have virtual boobs?
Do you play one of the neglected females, the Dwarves, the Orcs etc?
If you do, why don’t you flaunt your assests?
Grimtorn was saying the other day that on the 1st day of Nooblegarden her female dwarf toon was leading a procession around Dalaran.
Not just of desperate and admiring males trying to pin the ears on the bunny, but ultimately of other female toons.
If you have done any of the events in the past, you will know how frustrating it is to find that one last class/sex/race combination.
This is hard enough on day 1 and 2 of the event, but as the days go by and you have the achievements under your elegant dress, other people cry in frustration at the lack of suitable targets.
It get worse if you are low level with little access to Dalaran beyond a 10g port. Now you will be hunting your faction’s cities for the elusive female dwarf.
There should be hundreds of them in Ironforge right… right?
Ok, maybe not.
So if you’ve got a female character of the appropriate age (level 18+), especially if you have an elegant dress in your bank. Why not prowl the streets of your nearest capital or Dalaran?
Don’t just do it today, do it tomorrow and the next day. Do it every 2nd day until the event is over.
Craddle snatching = bad
Jailbait = ok.
I think it’s funny that us old toons can’t go chasing the younger toons. You can’t kiss the girls under level 18.
But did you know, as a minor, you can kiss the granddaddies?
My level 17 has been a naughty naught girl chasing down other girls.. Hope her parents don’t find out.
If you got it, give it!
There are a couple of other things you may have that will be helpful to the achievement stragglers of the world.
I noticed a few toons loitering around Ungoro crater the other day. I expect they were there to help the wannabe egg layers get their bunny on. I brought my own, so I didn’t need to find out.
If you are like me and have 8 wands in the bank, why not head down to Ungoro and bunnify a few folk.
You could ask for gold…
Or you could do it out of the goodness of your heart.
Instant public transportation.
Are you a Mage or a Warlock?
How about giving the newbies a ride?
I have been both giving port on request as well as opening public ports from the starting areas occasionally.
I have been charging if requested, but my public Dalaran portals are free for the taking (not that I haven’t been offered). I consider it a community service… why take the last gold from that low level toon when I can make their Nooblegarden that much easier (and less frustrating, therefore more fun).
If you’re a Lock you could offer summons to Ungoro, or the many deserts you need for desert rose.
If you you got it, share it.
This is a MMO, there are lots of people and lots of alts. The end objective of the game is to have and share the fun.
You may find you meet some interesting people in these adventures and indirectly kick the
GTFO of my spawn point!
people in their bunnymaker!
Gnomer and Out!
PS: A silly aside. Odin caught me playing with my underage female Lock.
He couldn’t work it out.
Daddy is a boy
Enslavegurl is a girl
Daddy, you can’t be a girl, you’re a BOY!
Make her a boy Daddy!
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