Archive for March, 2010

F’n Bastards

Noticed how many of these posts have popped up lately?

This was one of my best mate’s epic’d characters… I stress the one of.. he had many.. he is one of my close circle of friends…

I hope some punk comes and burns down your friggin house you scumbag gold buyers!

I don’t give a shit about the gold sellers.. they are earning a living… you are scumbags are buying a living.

Gnomer and get the fuck out!

PS: Thanks to another old mate, Snuff, for proofreading! (cause I am a little to angry to worry about the details… like who I am going to stick the screwdriver into)

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Don’t heal idiots!

Don’t heal the idiots in midfield if they won’t get or help our flag carrier, if they won’t stop the enemy flag carrier.

If the flag carrier is dying due to lack of heals, leave the idiots behind and heal the flag carrier!

Don’t heal the idiots fighting on the roads. If they aren’t on a flag or a node they don’t deserve your love and attention.

Tell them up front:

I only heal people at flag and nodes, idiots will be left to die on the streets

Think of it as Triage.

Save the ones that can be saved, allow the others a quick death.

Gnomer and Out, Squidly and Stout!

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Where the Bloody Hell are you?

I know, the question on many readers lips.

No this has nothing to do with questionable Australian tourism ads, the model that starred in them, or the controversy surrounding her, it’s more of a Where in the world is Gnomeaggedon.

It’s not a simple question to answer, apart from single fatherhood, new-not-quite-waterproof-home-owning and I-have-to-do-what?-by-when?-how? worklife, I have kind of been everywhere… in Azeroth at least.

My newly rediscovered passion for PvP, combined with my determination to complete Loremaster (no matter how many chain quests and dailies I have to complete to open up those last few quests) is leaving me with little time for the greatest pleasure in my life… Blogging.

Anyway, here’s a short pictorial explanation of what I have been up too.

(Note, you know the only thing about this Gnome that is short is the Gnome… lot’s of screenshots incoming!)

Disclaimer: Yes, there might be a certain level of shirt tearing going on in this post…

Where the Bloody Hell are you?

I’ve been (more…)

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To eat that is… don’t try it.. public service announcement and all… any that may think that Gnomes Are Yummy need to be dissuaded of that idea… or can we at least scream out in unison…

We are being repressed!

OK I admit it, this is just a crummy opportunity for me to share some Monty Python (apologies to all off you behind firewalls or on mobile devices… just mark it as unread and come and have a laugh later) and some links that I have found that I love… or that well, maybe I hate the sentiment of the blog titles, but I enjoy the reposte… or is that repast…

Bear Makes Sense, but Three Druid Noob is rolling in the cents

Bear wants to end the Gold selling Prohibition… yeah might sound strange at 1st, but he’s got a point…

But then Raxorbax is rolling in the gold all due to Hackers… and a little good timing.

Doh! Why didn’t we all think of that!

Ixobelle has been pretty quiet, hasn’t got that job at Blizzzard that I wished for (yet… one day) but sometimes the obvious is just so obvious that I want to kick myself…. Ixo kicked me instead.

Why don’t 70% of players make it past level 10?

Trial Accounts?


Ixo has the answer here with 70% of BLAH BLAH BLAH


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Gone but not forgotten

In the last week or so we have seen a few Bloggers hang up their keyboards Pike, Drug, Jong and I suspect Megan by association (she did give notice a while back… But looks like she is leaving us on a cliff hanger) and a few more.

(Although there is one Locktess with the Mostess that wont stay down…)

It is hard to take the blogger disappearances especially if you are a loyal fanboy errr reader like me.

The 1st time Megan threw in the blogging towel I was devastated. I spent that day in a complete daze and the next couple scratching my head.

I embarked on campaigns to bring her back… I did the same with Jong later.

In hindsight I realize how selfish I was… Still am for that matter. These wonderful people, wonderful writers gave a piece of themselves regularly, if not daily, then closed the door (more…)

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Why did we lose? Ah…. BLUDGERS!!

A picture says a 1,000 words… I can use one.


Don’t know if you use that word anywhere else in the world… but it pretty much means scum of the earth here in Australia.

I’ll let you pick the bludgers out of this pack…

If you know them… don’t go easy on them… please.


Thank god I followed up with…

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