And… um…

*rereads*

“As I didn’t intend to run the event anyway, Squidly didn’t get a chance to rub a big red love rocket in Gnomeaggedon’s face (and Gnomeaggedon will never let it happen!)”

Are they… umm.. have they been in some mature machinima we don’t know about?

Every time I sent over a BoA to her, Cynwise grumbled. Money was the worst, I had to route it through the banker and then explain it later.

My main didn’t hate her drunk death knight brother, but there was a lot of pity and griping about the bar tabs in Stormwind and Dalaran. Now that he’s clean and sober their relationship is much better.

Most of the other alts get a certain amount of scorn, but not the outright hate that the Paladin gets.

Meanwhile, my resto druid zipped on up to 80 with minimal effort (was the beneficiary of recruit-a-friend), gets instant random dungeon queues and spots in raids with but a whisper, and leveled cooking during Pilgrim’s Week instead of spending days farming mats and prowling Azeroth for obscure recipes.

I have a hard time balancing out the time spent trying to gear up both (and then there is Flargan who is also 80) as I am such an altaholic it depends on what I feel like playing, and whehter or not I feel like being an ally or a horde member that night. I feel more for the guilds that I am in, as time I spend in one faction keeps me away from socializing with the friends I have made in the other.

I mean, the shaman, the warlock and the deathknight exist solely to farm primordial saronite for my mains shiny armour. The druid gets to raid now and then, but that’s only because there are never enough tanks in the guild.

And.. they better like it. They had their moments – usually while leveling them for a while, but they are not the same.

It also _may_ possibly show a little in the achievement points. Koch is hovering around 7200, the closest second is somewhere around 2300. Or so. Roughly. I don’t even bother checking.

For a while there Gnomeaggedon was locked away… Every time my mouse wavered over him on the login screen, Squidly would pipe up…

“I can DPS…
I can heal, and the Gnome can’t do that (as much as ge parrots on about it).
I can get you out of the LFD quicker than you can say the short Mage’s name.
I have lovely lightning and…

Whoo look… Shiney sticks!”

When Gnomeaggedon got free, he took it out on Squidly…

“Ohhh look, instead of getting you emblems and shiney gear for you to do raiding, he is taking me around the old world doing 3 copper quests…

Guess who is the favorite Gnome now!”

Main (DK80 dps/tank) gets the most love, as what is not to love about tank and dps.

Alt druid 80 boomkin / tank; a switch from the above, and clicky-critty fun.

Alt paladin 70 dps / tank; as a hangover from when he was a main – its the toon I secretly would like to maintain, but is just not as much fun.

Alt Priest 80 dps – and I always feel like I should heal, but hate healing.

Alt Warlock 72 dps – boom! burn! die!, but hard to fit in with all of the above.