- Gnomeaggedon is “of Gnomeregan”
- Squidly is “THE Patient”.
I’m not patient
There is nothing patient about Gnomeaggedon beyond a title tucked away in the character screen.
Sure he’s prepared to wait for his Frostfire Bolt to launch, but not his Pyroblast unless it’s instant.
LFD, sure I’ll wait the 15 minutes, but I’m not sitting idle. Loremaster, dailies, screenshots, there is always something to fill the time.
I think that’s one of the reasons Gnomeaggedon is loving battlegrounds again. Short casts, instant casts, quick deaths.
Neither is he!
Squidly on the other hand has, for some unknown reason, less patience.
Maybe it’s the quick buffing… Drop 4 totems, buffing complete.
Maybe it’s Riptide’s fault – cast & forget (but that cooldown drives me crazy).
Maybe it’s DPS taking avoidable damage, causing me to spam chain heal, causing me to drink, causing me to scream a little inside.
I’m not sure what it is, but I often find myself looking at “The Patient” title and being reminded to take a deep breath, relax and be patient (more…)