Hands up if you are a healer that is drinking more than usual lately?
NO!
See that’s the problem with healers, they just don’t get it!
BOOZE, not mana food!
- If the DPS dies in the bad- HEALERS FAULT!
- If the 40k (DPS masquerading as) Tank gets 3 shot in regular UK – HEALERS FAULT!
- If the DPS die to the Whirlwind – HEALERS FAULT!
- If the dps of the DPS is too low – HEALERS FAULT!
- If their pet rabbit escapes from it’s cage, jumps on a ship to India and gets run over by a camel in downtown Delhi – HEALERS FAULT!
- If the healer is OOM on every trash pull – HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
- HEALERS FAULT!
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