It’s been a while hasn’t it… no not so much since I posted, but yes I have been enjoying my holidays, my time with Odin, my new house and…
Well, that’s what I’m trying to say, it’s been a while since Gnomeaggedon got more than a mailbox check.
Squidly’s sick of random dungeons, because doing the same instance time and again doesn’t feel all that random. He’s also run afoul of GearScore and Achievement linking… people on Twitter got to hear me howl about that, but that can wait for another day.
Gnomeaggedon Frost Nova’d and Polymorph: Turtle’d Squidly to get a bit of play time. Something a little bit less about you (or them) and much more about me.
See that’s the thing about healing, ultimately it’s all about them…
- Keep the tank alive – he’ll save you but = them
- Keep the DPS alive – they’ll turn the DPS meters red with blood = them
- Loot drops and someone Ninja’s it = them (admittedly not as bad as Dechion’s experiences, expounded upon by the BigBearaggedon (no… not yet… but soon… sooon Mmmmwwwwhhhhhaaaahahhahaha! Make sure you read BBB’s last comment it realy sums up these fucksticks, forum trolls and bullies in general, as well as the true thoughts of higher beings like us)
- Loot drops for Squidly that’s an upgrade & he’s called a Ninja = them (yes another holiday adventure story for another time)
Time out for me, Me, ME I TELL YOU!
After Squidly started sporting nice new Triumph clothes and couldn’t remember why he was in Wintergrasp and the other battlegrounds any more (stupid f’n you can’t queue for more than one activity!), Gnomeaggedon reared his little green head and said…
Please Sir, can I have some more.. emblems… and FUN!