Yes folks, I’ve taken over. Sylus here from 4theHorde. One thing’s for sure, the crazies here at Armaggedon’s Coming must have really lost it! They let ME guest post???? Seriously??? ME?!?! I mean come on, he had to know what I’m capable of. I DO PLAY HORDE AFTER ALL! GASP!!!! Okay, seriously though. I know I’ve always been Hordecore and all, but this little guy’s befriended the rowdy crowd I roll with. To be quite honest, I’m not sure what he see’s in us anyway! Seriously, I mean we barely keep our own blog up to date, half of us take breaks that last months at a time, and then there’s the whole “real life” thing that we deal with so much. Seriously, half of you don’t even have a clue who I am, yet alone all of the others at 4theHorde. But, none the less, here I am! I guess that means he likes me? In a non gay orc/gnome way I guess. Totally platonic, of course.
Now, you may be asking yourself, “Gnome, what the crap is this Hordie doing on your blog???” Well guys, that’s a good question. One that’s full of legitimate, and not full of fail at all. Trust me, I know about full of fail. Sit back, I’ll tell you a story about fail. About five months back Fikkle (You know that other guy that writes on the blog, yeah, the one who disappeared for a bit, him) and I decided it was time to get our Bloodsail Buccaneer rep up. Yeah, the annoying rep that forces you to slaughter millions of goblins at a time to get them to sort of like you, only to then have to do a bunch of quests to get a stupid hat and bird…. Yeah,we were geniuses. Well, after about one night of working on it we gave up. Now I’m sitting hated with the goblins of EVERYWHERE and not even close to getting that stupid hat and pet…. Let me change my previous statement. We are freaking geniuses…. Now, i can’t go to any goblin town until I do the amazingly stupid grind back to neutral with them. This means I can’t get my hunter’s engineering switched to gnomish so I can make the awesome new pic bullets. I also can’t get a few of the easier cooking patterns now that I am being forced to level my cooking to do the cooking achievement for winter veil… FAIL!
Anyway, rant off, and back to the real reason I’m here. Now, as I see it, this whole “Wookie Life Day” thing…….wait…. excuse me just a second….
What’s that Gnome? You want me to talk about wow? OOOOO, I thought you had me on here to talk about Star Wars Galaxies and how the gnomes are just midget shaven wookies… Sorry guy, my bad…
So, as I was saying, this whole Winter veil thing is totally a Gnome Holiday. Look at all of the gnomes running around. What other holiday has you stand on a transporter like machine and end up shrinking you by three feet, turning your hair green and making you just down right UGLY! Yeah, I said it, Gnomes, as fun as they are to play, need to be hidden by HUGE beards (Like our little green buddy here) to remain playable! Seriously, HUGE ears, BEADY eyes and GINORMOUS mouths does not an attractive species make! Now I know what you’re saying. You’re all wondering to yourself right now, “Gnome, you gonna put up with this? He’s Bashing your boys!” And to that I say you are right! POWER TO THE HORDE! DOWN WITH THE GNOMES!!! HAHAHA 4theHorde is taking over!
Okay, not really. Now, I am really backing down….I’m picturing a massive army of half-pints backing me into a corner and eating my shins for dinner. It’s not a pretty picture. Seriously though. I want to thank Gnome for letting me come on here, ramble some, and in the end, wish everyone here a Merry Wooke Life day…CRAP, I mean WINTER VEIL!!! I meant Winter veil!!!!
…Gnome’s never having me back after this one…
From all of us at 4theHorde and Armaggedon’s Coming, Have a great Holiday Season!