Yes, yes there was a minor detail about it being a video… but…
If you scroll up and down the page real fast, it will kind of be like a video, the worst video you have ever seen mind you… but… whatever…
Gnomeaggedon has been patrolling the streets of Ironforge, hanging out at the bridge spruking his wares (and you can see all of them hanging out), generally making sure that everyone in Aman’Thul knows that Gnomeaggedon is on a Nekkid protest until he receives the goods in the mail.
He did finally jump on a bird and head to the Monastery.
SM, that’s just like S&M
Maybe that’s why Typhoon Andrew sent me there
He went in search of torturers, but which door where they behind?
Was it this one, or this one?
Ohh did you know Gnomeaggedon am a valued member of my guild?
I have even reached the status of CORE RAIDER!
Of course the Guild note might suggest something different…
Maybe I should come online more frequently than once a month… maybe even go on some guild raids this year…
Ghalllowed Gnaked Gnome
Now where was I… Ohh yeah, looking for someone to give me the kind of love that requires sharp metallic instrumewnts.
I guess it wont be this guy that lost his head at the sight of my awesome sauce tanned… no not jocks!… body… you don’t want to see a pale Gnome body.
You know, when you are naked, you don’t get bonus spell power… or anything else for that matter… who ever would have figured?
I found one!
He wouldn’t torture me, nor even talk to me… so I just had a lie down with him for a bit.
Alright, I admit it… this is just another gratuitous… weak but still gratuitous attempt to draw your attention to
Go commission some of your own… I need you to, cause I now have a cunning plan…
Go on… be like Prelimar…. Obey when I speak!
Smartly Dressed Shaman
Naked Gnomes are one thing, but what about smartly dressed Shaman?
The cloak he has is beautiful.. not a bad number for something that has been crafted by another player.
Anyway, this gave me pause…
Not if… When!
When I win the customer portrait (No you fools, not IF, just WHEN… you are going to have a look yourself aren’t you? Do It!) and Sylus asks me which character I want illustrated.. how do I choose?
Can I choose, but with difficulty.
I have an idea though…
What if Nice Nurturing Squidly was to nurse cute-as-a-baby Gnomeaggedon…
That would be like 2 character portraits for the price of none!
No extra ink required… it wouldn’t even be 1.5 porttraits.
Geeez I’m a smart Gnome!
Gnomer and Out!
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