Hands up if you’ve ever been oneshot!
Come on, admit it…
I expect every reader’s (except Jong of course, he does the one-shotting in this game) hand should be in the air right now.
You, yes you! I don’t care if your boss is in the same room as you, put your hand up.
No! Not a half arsed hand at shoulder height acknowledgment, I want you to put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care!
Ok, next question…
Who likes being oneshot?
Mmm, not so many Hands up now…
There are times I don’t mind being oneshot, for instance:
1) Against a boss when I’m the last Gnome standing out of 10 or 25.
2) If and when I encounter Jong in the streets of Ironforge, I will proudly puff out my little Gnome chest past my big Gnome belly and take that oneshot like the Gnome I am.
Hell, I’ll install Frapps, just to keep a record of the hundred one -shots and the hour of tea-bagging, publish it here and send the link directly to Mike Schramm so it hits front page of wow.com.
I will get my tombstone engraved with:
Here lies Gnomeaggedon, oneshot by Jong (repeatedly) and loving it!
3) There’s one other way I would be prepared to be oneshot!
Joining the ranks in the halls of Valhalla
In doing so I will join the illustrious ranks of those that have gone before me.
Needless to say, I am feeling particularly honored right now, I feel like I have just dinged Exalted in the WoW Blogsphere.
So if you don’t think I talk about myself enough here, go check out my (as usual) long winded answers to the questions put to me.
While you are there check out the other heroes of the blogshpere that have been called by Odin and carried by the Valkyries to the hallowed halls were we fight all day and drink all night.
Gnomer and Out!
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