Oh yea I got portals……Let me know how that summons works when you aint got no one around.

3, I’m getting hit
2, I’m really hurting
1, Don’t worry I’m dead…

Locks do the same thing intentionally and to themselves and the healers are all over them

Yeah, that’s right, I went there. Even if it’s not true.

The thing about locks, though, is that if they are running low on mana, health tap a bit and POOF! You’ve been healed because they thought you were taking damage (you sneaky thieves!) whereas mages go “2, 4, 6, 8! Watch me while I evo–OW!”

Damn those AoE’s that interrupt our biggest mana regainer. Oh well, we’re OOM, no deeps 4 u!

Or the holy light. Even tho we priests dabble in shadow sometimes. It’s a different kind of shadow. The, “Make you go insane” kind. With the flaying of the mind and the whole vampire thing.

That sounds kind of evil i guess.

But we don’t do blood stuff.

Nope! Thats icky

Mages are Gandalf, naturally.

Warlocks are Emperor Palpatine.

Gandalf fueled his ‘zone’ with righteous FURY to take down the Balrog.

Palpatine fueled his ‘zone’ with pure HATRED as he pwned Luke’s smug azz. (and would have pwn more if his pet hadn’t gotten out of control and thrown him into that conveniently placed chasm.).

The graphics are kinda misleading, too. One thing locks have asked for for a long time is to have their fire spells properly reflect the fel source by burning GREEN instead of that cheery elemental YELLOW that mages use. So it’s understandable that mages would confuse the two. But, totally different sources. Arcane/elemental versus fel/demonic.

That still leaves shadow priests unclassified. My theory is that the SP ‘zone’ is fueled by sheer ennui; “I’m not really evil, all this pain I’m inflicting is actually HEALING the party, y’all!”

Hm, mebbee not.

But maybe as an example we can use Merlin from “Excalibur”. “Anaal nathrach, orth’ bhais’s bethad, do che’l de’nmha!” Hmm.

We need to be running around constantly? No problem! Throw dot’s up run as necessary and STILL continue to do decent DPS.

Oh! And our faithful dreadsteed! Because when we travel by land, we still travel in style!