Two Buddies finally catch up

Onyxia was our objective

Maybe you recognize my friend’s name

The job was done before I could even get into range.

I was put to shame by this level 72 Death Knight.. maybe next time I will take less time taking screen shots, and more time firing Fireballs…

Hang on, that’s where I went wrong.
On my way there I was thinking:
Must respec Arcane,, Must respec Arcane, Must respec Arcane.
When I got there I was thinking
Must take screen shots, must take screen shots.
Never Mind… I am using FrostFire Bolt spec… at least the Frost will stick… shame that the big DPS components (Living Bomb and PyroBlast) are fire based.. and resisted…
Make it harder!

I was so disappointed that I expressed my hope it would get harder… maybe a wipe or two was in order.
Zupa seemed to think that the likelihood was high.
I think he was just reminiscing…
Maybe he was just scared I was going to take him down with a 3k bomb…
The new Mr. Z?

Still, I wasn’t the only one shamed…
AQ20 was going down, but the one going up was Zupa… hell, he even beat Mr. DPS himself… Mr. Z!, you should be ashamed too!

Got myself one of those old world enchants that I was never going to get…
I guess I now have one of those old world enchants I am never going to use…

Don’t know how the other races feel, but AQ makes me feel…. small.
Still the bigger they come, the harder they fall!

2 Old world instances done…
In the time it takes to clear one Naxx Quater…
No wipes… but a lot of fun.
I realized we were down to one healer…
Even Mr. Tree was pulling out the DPS for the night…
Mr. Tree was Mr. Beak the Boomkin
Cursing through MC

Into Molten Core… I remembered to Spec Arcane for this fun run!
Apparently Mr. Tree was having the night off from Decurse Duty…
Which I guess means that I need to be Mr. Decursive for the night…
Well, Zupa thought so…
But I am sticking by my DPS meter beating strategy…
If you can’t beat them, kill them..
No tips for me on the next boss… like which one?
We seem to be taking on 2 at a time anyway!

I am sure those Core Hounds were fearsome at some point in the past…
Our Tankadin however decided it was time to round them up… and pile them up.

He cackles…. vent gasps… Core Hounds Smolder
I’m sure if we had a Hunter in the party they would have cried… while I giggled…

OK, so maybe all the trash in the room, plus two bosses might be pushing it…
Possibly not if we were knew that was the strategy…
Hunh? What strategy?

At least I got my (dying) wish

And to this smoldering pile of ash…
I give you 15 seconds when we get back buddy… maybe only 10…

Ohh you poor fool… you really shouldn’t come and tell the boss what a failure you are…
If there is one rule of all bad guy bosses, it’s punish the failed underling before you punish the enemy…

Usually there is a soliloquy in there as well, about how you will tear us limb from limb, how you will go on to rule the world…
Blah Blah Blah

Gotcha…
I used the arcane extinguisher on you, and you are no more…
Didn’t even get a chance to use my killing blow on you… maybe next time!

Zupa and Gnomeaggedon bid farewell to Ragnaros
Gnomeaggedon needs a Name change… it’s nearly impossible to get a screenshot of Zupa, Gnomeaggedon and Gnomeaggedon’s name!
That makes the set of 3 old world achievements for the night… but the night is still young.
Teh Epics!
I got me some epic loot…
The kind of epic loot a guild would have spilt over a couple of expansions back if one Mage picked it all up in one session.

My 1st ever piece of Tier 1 Mage gear… Hooly Dooly!

My 2nd ever piece of Tier 1 Mage gear…
Damn, I don’t even get a set bonus yet… Need another piece.
I guess I need to run some more instances to pick up those epic bonuses:
- 3: Increases spell power by 18.
- 5: Increases your spell penetration by 38.
- 8: Decreases the threat generated by your spells by 15%.

Ohh and an Uber weapon…
Look how it compares to my current walking stick!

Only two more to go before I can call myself a classic raider… for what that’s worth.
So I guess that’s it for the night…
An achievement filled night if nothing else…
But wait, there’s more?
What’s that? You guys are running of to Heroic Naxx with your guild, and there’s a spot for me too…
Sure, why not, I need them Emblems of Valor.. if I get a few more, I might actually be able to buy something.
Four Horseman…
Great, I love that fight!

And the meter’s loved me too

What, no one wants that staff?
Well, I’m building up a collection of staves… mind if I add that big stick to my collection?
Nice to be rewarded for my DPS effort rather than my Arcane baking skills!
Oohhhh it’s cool too!
Patchwerk’s Next…
How about we fail a few times 1st…
I don’t think I have even been in a raid that failed on Patchwerk before, but apparently the usual tanks weren’t on.
Edit: Mr. Z! pointed out I posted the wrong Patchwerk stats… so now we have the correct ones…
But that’s it for Naxx, which is fine by me, time to branch out and try something else.
Heroically Instanced

The night was still young, so we went for a quick clear of Heroic Culling of Stratholme.
Well, it turned into Epic Fail, but I still picked up my 10oth Heroic Emblem along the way
Epic Enchanting Fail
While running HCoS, Zupa pointed out that my new stick was a little under enchanted…
Of course I protested strenuously, because I would never make such a big mistake…
I have checked through the Weapon enchants, and the 2 handed weapon enchants, and there was nothing better.
Of course, the DK shot me down again…
He was right, there was an STAFF enchant that was better.
In my defense (as poor as it is), how many staff enchants exist…?
Well, lets have a look.
Two enchants… Only two!
Why did Blizzard change the natural flow of things?
I stopped enchanting with that when it went grey…
Ohh well. A better enchant is a better enchant, no matter what it’s name.

Good looking stick don’t you think?
I like it so much I am going to show you lots of different angles
Scary isn’t it….
Scary aren’t I?
Moar Heroics!
I ended up taking screenshots for a while, then did a Heroic UK run.
It was fun enough… nothing to write about… I wanted something more, something new.
So I signed myself up for a couple of instances in the LFG interface.
I ended up taking more screenshots for a while, waiting for someone to pick me out of LFG.
I waited…
and waited…
and gave up…
I was just about to log out, when I got asked to Heroic Halls of Stone.
Awesome, I haven’t been there, and I wanted to go…
It was a bit of a fail run.
We had a Druid tank, that seemed to know all the moves, pulled well, LoS well, but for some reason, couldn’t generated threat well.
We also had a Ret paladin along that made me feel good about my DPS (and would have made Jong cry)
I even managed to blitz on one fight… I was pretty happy with that.
On top of it all, I picked up this achievement…
Defeat the Tribunal of Ages encounter in the Halls of Stone on Heroic Difficulty without allowing Brann Bronzebeard to take any damage.
Which was made all the more spectacular, as this was a wipe… yep, last party body dropped, followed by the Achievement ding…
Don’t know how,
Don’t know why,
but I’m going to keep it!
Awesome Weekend
I think that I had an awesome weekend.
- Cleared some Old World…
- Cleared some Heroic Naxx…
- Cleared some Heroic Instances…
But most importantly…
Ran with my Heroic Mate Zupa!
I am sure there will be many more stories to come about this DeathKnight…
Probably the only thing that disturbs me is he looks remarkably like another Gnome you may be familiar with..
Sure he has grey hair, and glowing eyes…
But, if I didn’t know better, I would swear it was Gnomeaggedon back from the grave!
Gnomer and Out!

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What a great night it was! and I just got to relive it reading your post
I totally didn’t intentionally copy your hair style, you just happen to have the coolest looking hair and beard available to a gnome… and so do I!
Can’t wait to get to 80 on my shorty now
It was a good night… shame I couldn’t log any more hours with you… but the offers were too good
I have to agree… they are the best Gnome combinations!
I think it will be funny as time goes on (and people down a few more beers)… no one will know which of us is who…
Neither can I (or we I dare say)… still you have 3 days to hit 80 for this weeks Naxx run…
With that DK, you should just about be able to AFK level…
It will probably only take a week or two to gear you up (Loot gods allowing), as most of us are pretty much set now… just need to pick up the pace to ensure complete clears each week.
Wow! that was some night.
I can’t help feeling a little bit envious. Why don’t I have any cool buddie who would like to come and play with me at Onyxia? Another blogger who rolled on my server, just in order to hang around with me? I suck. I’m boring. There must be some explanation.
Reading your weekend stories is like coming to school monday morning and listening to everyone talking about the awesome parties they were to last friday. If someone (very unlikely) would ask you what you were up to the answer would probably be: oh… nothing much. Not anything worth mentioning anyway. I did a quest in Readridge. I picked a frost lotus in Stormpeak. Bleh.
Anyway: nice read, as always!
Yeah it was a bit of fun… shame Zupa hasn’t hit 80 yet… I wanted him along for the whole night…
Damn Blizzard and their US/EU boundary… otherwise I would be there Larisa… if only with a level 20 Alt, so you could tank for me!
lol… ironically, that is usually how I feel when I read you stories of epic struggle against impossible odds… I just happen to be playing at the other end of the spectrum, and things are still bright and shiny enough for me to screenshot everything… including killing rats… you want those screenshots as well?
Thank you… bring on the carrot-mod… more encouragement enjoyed (see I read you too… haven’t had much time to read or comment on anyone’s blogs lately… resisting the urge to flamestrike my feedreader still… just…)
Not sure if you meant to put it in or not, but your Damage Meters under Patchwerk show the entire raid damage, not the Patchwerk fight.
lol so they do… and no I didn’t…
go friends!
and that’s a good looking staff.
yeah, friends are good!
I see you managed to pull an Ulduar out of the hat… Summer holidays must suck… When do they end?
BTW: that’s not a staff… I’m just happy to see you posting here!
On an aside: My wife mentioned that it was snowing today. My son got excited, because he knows snow = Christmas…
I was struggling to explain the concepts of hemispheres and hot christmas to him… Must find an Aussie Christmas book…
Ha ha, that’s awesome! Looks like you all had a blast. Grats on all the achievements and especially that staff. Yummy.
So when are you geting that Classic Raider achievement?!?!
I did have a blast… it was that right mix of creaming all the Old World content with ease and wiping on Patchwerk.
Steamrolling content can get old real fast, so it was good to mix it up.
We have an Old world night scheduled every 4 weeks… I am assuming we will knock over the last 2 in one night, then I guess it’s onto the Outland raids
Looks like you had a great night… I screenshot absolutely everything too.
Everything.
Yes, but you don’t show us! (Although I will be sharing your screenshot adventure in a couple of weeks).
Think how many achievement screens you could have spammed in your latest post!
This post is infected with gnomes.
Yep… watch out for the Gnome Flu!
Mmm great idea for the Next Caverns of Time instance…
Return to Gnomeregan… Everyone, Horde included, appear as Gnomes!
Excellent…
Although, maybe they should mix it up…
Alliance get to play Gnomes, saving Gnomeregan…
Horde get to play Troggs taking Gnomeregan…
Shame we don’t get more (any) of that…
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You bad gnome you got caught by Surf Control
Now I can’t visit the site during work hours.
Bad gnome…no cookie!
Anyway, you got the Brann achievement last night. I tanked HoS as it was the daily for our server. We go the Maiden one and I got both the HoS achievements, but apparently Brann took some damage because we missed the one you got. Oh well.
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To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.
George Washington
Just cause I am from Australia doesn’t mean I surf… sure I have surfed, but why would the surf patrol be watching out for me…
Either I have hit the big time, or…
You must press refresh all day long.
Either way, that is kinda groovy, even if it means I might loose readership.
Get that folks… employ your feedreader… just so you don’t miss out on this Gnomish drivel!
As for HoS:
I had no idea what was going on at the time… I had completely forgotten about Brann… and to be honest, I am not keeping track of the instance achievements… HoS was just and instance that I both hadn’t done, and wanted something from.
I must do some reading… work out what I was meant to be doing…
My “I’ve never been here, but I’m a quick learner” comment got me through on the day… but it probably wouldn’t hurt to know what I am doing in future…
It’s odd how surf control works. Some websites, no issues. Other sites, big problem. Oh well. Feedreader is FTW!
Especially with the wall of text crits you for OMG are you still reading this post?
hehe… not that I would ever stack crit rating when it comes to blog posts… no no no…
I generally find readers better anyway.. don’t have to deal with the extra graphics and widgets.
It’s a shame, as I know blog authors put the time and effort into them, but when they make it dangerous to read, or slow to load/hang the browser, then I can live without them.
the biggest issue them is commenting.
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