Ahh Ganken Mill & Gankerthorn Vale… Seriously I can’t think of two places in Azeroth that I would least like to reclaim for the Alliance…. Crossroads… the Horde can keep it… Silvermoon City would be a nice addition to the Alliance lands… maybe the Gnomes can move in and leave the Dwarves in peace

How did you know I wore SuperGnome pullups?

Interestingly, Superman is my Son’s current hero (not that he understands that)… He wont remove the Superman T-Shirts for anything…

However, a Male Gnome Warrior with pink pigtails would be a sight to see…

The original intention being only Gnomes & Dwarves allowed…

We wouldn’t have any Druids, or Shamans, but we would have been able to tank, heal and DPS.

Alas, Gnomeaggedon is the only one of the original Little League still traversing Aman’Thul… my Banker was a late entrant, just to keep the guild alive.

I think my dislike for most gnomes stems from my brief time spent in Tarren Mill. Ah, Tarren Mill. ~shudders~ While I got ganked by plenty of Alliance, it seemed the gnomes were the ones who would camp the worst. Ganking doesn’t bother me. It’s a PvP server; you kinda expect it. Camping does bother me… and at least on my server, the gnomes seem to do the most of it.

But as an example, I was running around Gankerthorn Vale on my 37ish pally when this 57 gnome dk ran up and camped me to the point of having a two minute rez timer… and kept killing me and my quest mobs. Boyfriend came over with his dk and pushed him to the two minute rez timer limit. Then he left to go do whatever it is blood elf dks do in their off time… brush their ghoul’s hair or something. But within five minutes HE CAME BACK.

So it’s not that I really hate gnomes; I hate stupidity. And dick moves annoy me. It just seems the ones who do the most dick moving are gnomes on Archimonde.

It feels as though my workday will never end being around gnomes. Oh, and lets get you into pullups like a big boy. Yes yes you can have the ones with the pictures of Superman on them:P

I will admit that the male gnome /cry emote sounds hilarious. Their laugh is also cute (in the good way.)

Through what crazy turn of events (I don’t know) I rolled a female gnome warrior… and she, my friend, is cute as a button. Applecake, perhaps you remember her. (Oh, that reminds me – gnomes always have ridiculous names. Yes, I played into my own dislike. The irony is not lost on me.)

Now that I have played a gnome, I like them as a race a lot more, but I will tell you one thing – I will NEVER like female gnomes with those ridiculously huge pigtails. NEVER.