I (the author) of this blog, am not really a Gnome.
I have taken on the Gnome’s identity for the purposes of creating an identity for this blog.
I doubt he is even aware of the fact that I am writing in his name… You see whenever I am writing in his name, he is fast asleep.. or turned off, whatever the terminology is.
Nor am I a Gnome in a Murloc disguise, searching for love.
You may have heard rumors that there have been multiple Gnomeaggedon’s writing on this blog, but that is all they are, baseless rumors.
Actually, to be completely honest, neither Gnomeaggedon or TreeHuggerDave are our real names…
But to those of you that are trying to look deeper into this, I have one thing to say…
Gnomer and Out!
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Three.
Are you trying to break some record?
You gave me a giggle anyway. As you always do.
Cheers!
Hehe nice one… /giggle
haha, I love it!
LMAO!!!
LMAO!!!
damn u gnomer my delusions are now shattered. I totally thought this was being written by a gnome in real life /cry
Sometimes we don’t really want the truth. We’re lying when we say we want it. LIE TO US AGAIN!
Yeah…that’s hilarious.
Nicely done.
The best part of that final picture is that I was like, that’s a cool screen shot, and then was all, WTF is that a NE doing a flip in the background? Ha ha ha.
So your saying you don’t wear dresses either in real life?
“I (the author) of this blog, am not really a Gnome.”
Thanks for coming clean. Who cares if you’re not a gnome? I came here for witty writing and technical advice on mage dps. I don’t care who you are. Please don’t stop blogging.
zomg what a fraud. I hatez yoo! Get out of teh intrarwebz!
Thanks folks, glad you enjoyed it…
@Larísa: More like accidental achievements… I just get caught when I have my 1-per-day post written and scheduled, and then something else comes up… No matter how much I want to hit the “publish later” button, I just have to get them off my pasty white chest.
Nothing better than a Gnome’s /silly…
@telanarra: Sorry, sorry, sorry… better not mention the jolly red suited white bearded guy had I…
@Klepsacovic: You can’t handle the truth? Just for the record, my main is a Paladin, I have never played a Mage, I hate the Alliance and will only ever play Gnomes… Enough lies?
@Troutwort: I have been meaning to grab that (or similar) screen shot for ages… finally remembered.
NE in background… Yeah.. talk about timing… couldn’t have planned it that way.
I figure that since Blizzard deformed us Gnomes and we can’t flip the bird, I might as well threaten all those Horde Archers while I flip the Night Elf…
@theerivs: Kaftans… Not dresses… Ahhh.. remember back in TBC when we all complained about the new gear being pants & shirts and soooo un-Magely. I would kill for a good pair of pants & a shirt (and often do).
@jong: “I came here for witty writing and technical advice on mage dps.”
Geez.. if the true about my Gnomish origins didn’t stop you coming back… surely the lack of witty writing and Magely technical advice would…
Never fear… I can’t stop blogging until my 2 drafts folders are empty… and that will just never happen (although, when I start scraping the murk from the bottom of the barrel it will be pretty apparent)
@krizzlybear: I would have thought that you, of all readers would have spotted the fraud earlier…
After all, what Gnome doesn’t know of their Gnomish Origins… Now you know why I always deflect the GnomeLore questions to you.
Wish I was a human… I could really use that 10% reputation bonus right now…
Hard to take anything you say seriously with that purple skirt on…good lord.
Yer…. yer not really a gnome? /hopeful
;P