Armaggedon's coming

PvP food anyone?

Tired of cooking up mammoths and rhinos? Can’t stand fishing for crawdads, or fishing at all for that matter?

Ever wanted food with PvP buffs that could only be used in PvP?

Ever wanted food where the mats can be ground while PvPing?

I suggest a means of making PKs (player kills) useful, adding a few new cooking recipes (and full buffs) and adding a few more achievements.

Getting the recipes and materials.

Recipes have a low chance of dropping from respective races and classes when scoring a killing blow.

Cooking mats likewise drop from respective races and classes when looted from your enemies corpse.

Horde Recipes (made by the Horde from ingredients “supplied” by the Alliance.)

Gnome Kabobs

I mentioned Gnome Kabobs a long time ago, but didn’t mention the buff.

Shrinks character to 3 foot tall. May induce LoS issues.

Bitter Dwarven Stout
A drink that will initially increase stamina by 30%. Chance to randomly proc 5% movement boost (the runs). However, each time movement buff price, stamina is reduced by 15%

Manburger
Battleground reputation and honor increased by 10%, however character will run like a human male causing 5% movement reduction and 300% more laughs and derision by team mates.

Night Elf Nachos
Gain random shadow meld ability for 10 minutes, but vision is transformed to Wisp Vision.

Draenei Dripping
Increases resistance to snares by 5% but randomly procs slippery hands causing flags to be dropped.

Alliance Recipes (made by the Alliance from ingredients “supplied” by the Horde.)

Spaghetti with Tauren Balls
Gain ability to Warstomp, however character will be randomly distracted by patches of grass (5 second stun effect)

Orc’tapus Rings
Increases stamina by 30. Randomly procs “sleeping peon”, 5 second stun. Character randomly yells “Zug Zug”

Troll Sweat Lager
Gain Troll regen but randomly suffer from runs debuff. Chance to randomly proc 5% movement boost (the runs), however, each time movement buff price, stamina is reduced by 15%

Forsaken Flapjacks

Grants WoTF, randomly procs Zombie Form (ala pre-WoLK invasion Event).

Blood Elf Bangers
Grants random proc blood fury haste buff. However gain universal hatred by both factions – you are now open to take damage from friendly fire.

Class Foods

Mage Tears
-30 to +30 spell damage. Random proc. Overcome with irrational hatred for Warlocks, always targeting closest Warlock (friend or foe, friendly fire enabled.

Weak Warlock Tea
Attacks add 5dps dot damage to target, however player is overcome with irrational hatred for Mages, always targeting closest Mage (friend or foe), friendly fire enabled.

Tough Warrior Chops
Adds +30 stamina, but big red mark appears over character’s head inducing opponent aggro.

Plate of Paladin
Random proc 3 second bubble, however character random proc of holier than thou, preventing damaging attacks.

Shaman Steak
Gain random totem drop. Totem lasts 3 seconds. Skills become randomly confused. Damage spells cause healing, healing spells cause damage.

Priest Pork Chops
Randomly gain shadow form increasing spell damage by 30. Randomly gain holy form increasing healing by 30. Big red mark over head attracting aggro.

Roast Rogue
Increases Agility by 30 but reduces all abilities to melee range. Randomly procs prevention of  healing in any form.

Death Knight Consume
Randomly pull opponents to you. Good and bad enough in itself

Hunter Bites
Pet food that buffs pets by +30 attack power. Pet may turn on owner.

Horde/Alliance feast
Combine all Race foods to produce feast.
Gain +50 Spell Resistance and Resilianc, Open to Friendly Fire

Achievements

Alliance/Horde on a Platter
Cook all Alliance/Horde Recipes.

Black Tie Affair
Prepare a classy feast by cooking and consuming all Class foods

Hail to the WarChef
Cook and consume all Race recipes and feasts in a battleground.

Reward: title “the WarChef”

Gnomer and Out!

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