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Duel Specs

Freyja is Hawt

How do I kill Arthas

I didn’t want to, but apparently there are GoogledGnome fans out there.

With 3.1 in PTR, there are some Google searches that are bound to come my way. Just to help the probability gods, I will write about them in advance.

Duel specs

Bejewelled specs?
Did you mean bejewelled specs? Man that in-game mini-game just got a lot more complicated. I would suggest referring to your Guild forums, they are bound to want you to spec certain ways depending on the flightpath in question.

Dueling specs?
I suggest Banjo. That way when the Devil comes down to Georgia you are ready and waiting at the Crossroads.

Maybe you meant PvP dueling specs. Ahhh why bother, you know you are crap 1-on-1. Stick to AV calling down fiery doom from a distance.

Dual spectacles?
Bifocal lenses maybe? Some Engineering goggles? My suggestion is go new skool and get some laser correction.

Find yourself a skilled Gnome Arcane practitioner, none of those spec swapping flavor of the month Mages mind you. No you want a diehard Arcane Mage to burn your retinas out, otherwise you risk two new eye sockets in the back of your head.

Dual Specs?
What, fire isn’t your one and only true love? Pffft, I have no time for you two timing, mechanostrider keys in the bowl, spec swapping fools!

If you must spend the money on two specs, make sure they are identical! I will allow different gear and glyph sets.

Freyja is Hawt

Funny that. I once had a real life love by the name of Freyja.

She was hawt!

So hot that I spent hundreds, no thousands of dollars in the bar she was a barmaid. From 10pm till 6am I would woo her. But like all the fickle Norse gods, she never gave me more thought than to know my drink order.

How do I kill Arthas

Can you kill Arthas?

I think he has more lives than an enchanted cat.

No, I don’t think you can kill him, but maybe you can piss him off enough that he will leave you alone.

Hold a party, but don’t invite him.
You won’t need to, he is everywhere, he will know.

Hold it between Hillsbrad and South Shore. Make sure it’s a big techo DOOF DOOF party, he will hate that. He will turn up in his 80′s shoulderpads with his slab of beers and bottle of Southern Comfort and will go and sulk in a corner.

He will probably try to crack onto a few Elves, which of course will be his ultimate undoing, and he will run home to Mummy after his 10th rejection (though not before having a messy chunder behind the Alterac Mountains, and all over his best party shoes).

LF enchants.
Finding a Party To hard? Well, knowing what pisses me off, those incessant whispers, so throw a few back at him.

After all, he wants to constantly whisper in our ear, so let’s get our guildies together and spam him.

[You] /w Arthas:  LF enchant
[Arthas] /w You:  Sure, What you want?
[You] /w Arthas:  don’t know, what can you do for belts?
[Arthas] /w You:  Can’t do belt enchants!
[You] /w Arthas:  noob! How about trinkets, what you got for trinkets?
[Arthas] /w You:  Can’t do trinket enchants!
[You] /w Arthas:  noob! Go visit a trainer! Give me a back enchant then.
[Arthas] /w You:  Got the mats?
[You] /w Arthas:  noob! You don’t have them? OK, just wait there while I check AH, log onto Alts etc. Bbk in 20 minutes – don’t move and don’t serve anyone else!
…20 minutes go by…
[You] /w Arthas:  OK back, give it to me big boy!
[Arthas Enchants Cloak]
[You] /w Arthas:  thxcyabye
[Arthas] /w You:  Hey, what about a tip buddy?
[You] /w Arthas:  STFU noob! See You in the BG… Not!

Ignore him and he will go away
Just ignore him and he will go away.

All bully boys get tired of chasing people around eventually.

The stalking will stop, the whispers will stop.

Just go and grab a slab of beers and a bottle of Southern Comfort and wait him out.

Crystal ball Megs

Thanks to Out of Mana “I’ve got crystal balls and aren’t afraid to use them” Megs for the inspiration for this GoogledGnome

Gnomer and Out!