I might not be an angel after all…
OK, OK, OK.. I was banging on about the horrendous immoral quests in WoLK the other day, but I fear that Euripedes infiltrated my psyche, cause this week I found myself doing all sort of evil deeds… for no better reason that I was helping out my Gnome colleagues.
You see I found myself in need of some Thick Mammoth Hides for A Bot in Mammoth’s Clothing.
I started out good, only taking down the Mammoth Bulls, but soon enough I had taken down a Mammoth Cow, leaving her poor little calves to starve.
What was I to do?
Yep, I killed the calves as well. Soon there was a trail of Mammoth Murder across the Borean Tundra.
In an attempt to remove some of the guilt, I put their remains to good use and cooked myself up some mammoth.
But in the end, it didn’t matter, I felt a lot less Angel and a lot more Devil….
So I boarded the 1st plane for hell and filled the sky with plumes of smoke… you certainly can’t call Gnomeaggedon environmentally friendly.
On a slightly more moral note, during Brewfest I picked up 10 each of Dark Iron Ale Mug and Plugger’s Blackrock Ale.
I used 2 of the Dark Iron Ale Mug to pick up:
So what’s the nearly immoral bit of this story…, well I threw the remaining Dark Iron Ale Mug on the AH, as well as Plugger’s Blackrock Ale. Thing is I don’t think people know the difference, cause I am selling both for silly prices…
Gnomer and Out!
Oh no, you killed the babies? Even my Warlock wouldn’t do that!
i haven’t gone far in northrend yet, focusing on the howling fjord so far. as someone who rides an elekk, these continuing elekk/mammoth killing quests really bother me. it was bad enough in outland, but now we have to kill mammoth and their babies? ugghhh. what’s a mage to do?
I’ll bet the meat from the calves tasted best
Seriously, the younger the critter the more tender the meat and the better it tastes.
I mean really, who doesn’t want Mammoth Veal Darnassia?
(made with tender Mammoth Veal Cutlets and Darnassian Bleu, and sure to really torque off those DEHTA whackos)
My Nature Mages (Balance Druids) love veal, though the Tauren one does pause once in a while to wonder where exactly the veal came from…
As for my Gnome Frost Mage, there is a reason he keeps fire magic around, and it ain’t just for blasting things.
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@ *vlad*
Of course Warlocks would kill the babies…
1st they would enslave them, then they would sacrifice them!
@ prelimar
Maybe you can complete the quests by slaughtering your mount?
Whoops sorry, bad taste.
I really would like to know where you stable that thing when you dismiss it.
I mean, I know that the Mechanostrider just folds up into a little block for safekeeping in my pocket.. but a mount the size of a house…
Speaking of Mechanostriders… I saw my first human on one the other day… disturbing…
@ Ialk
At last an honest meat-loving druid… Balance my Gnomish-backside… it’s all about variety on the dinner table.
You probably kill trees for staves too don’t you!
@ THD
You toucha my car…
I rippa your face off?
What’s the matter you.. Hey!
Gotta no respect… Hey!
It’sa not so bad…
Shuddupaya face!
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