Nomesnatcha woke to a sinking feeling.
- Where was she… No wait, he?
- What happened to her awesome Orc physique?
- Who is this Lich King dude, whose voice follows her, umm, him everywhere?
- Where has that painful Gnome captive, Nomaggedon gone?
Uggggh, that’s right, last thing I remember was eating those funny tasting oat cakes that Nomaggedon cooked up. Apparently he found the grain in a crate just lying around.
Then the change, ohhh I felt sick…
Then that annoying little Gnome threw big balls of fire at me.
Dead, but worse, raised from the dead by this Lich King guy. He’s made a mistake of course. I’m male now, and undead.
Omnipotent my little Orcish Undead backside!
Can’t even get my race and gender right.
Where is that Gnome?
Errrr, never mind. There is a little Gnome with pink pigtails (why does that sound familiar).
She will pay for my Gnome’s mistake.
Just wait until I catch up with that “slow to pay a ransom” Orc Hunter. I’m going to teach him a lesson I will never forget. Hopefully I will meet up with that nice guy again… Damn I am male now, I don’t stand a chance.
Please welcome Nomesnatcha II, the Death Knight.
Gnome and Out!