Armaggedon's coming!

Early Christmas Present for Fikkle.

What can a Gnome give Fikkle for Christmas.. how about the inspiration to write a story.

A long long time ago, in another galaxy far far away…

Hang on, that’s a different story.

Yeah, OK, ages ago, Sylus placed a call to harass Fikkle while he was away.  I was one of those that did, however my identity remained a secret for a long time.  In fact, I thought I had left enough hints in my initial contact with Fikkle, but I was surprised to hear on a TwisterNether podcast that he was unaware who the strange missives came from.

I have no record of those original missives, hopefully he does and can elaborate on his initial reaction to them.  I know he has been extremely busy with work and RaF, so I thought rather than wait for him to get the chance to write something, I would do a preemptive strike.

What he doesn’t know, is as I write this post (a couple of days before it is released), I returned to the server to remind him of his long forgotten obligations to an under appreciated employ.

What I will reveal today, is some (but not all) of what has occurred over the last couple of days.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja NomeNapper returned to Razor Hill after earning a few more coppers to send some more ransom notes.

Content in the knowledge that her hostage was safely tucked away, chained to barrels of explosives in the event of a rescue attempt.

She cleaned herself up in preparation for her secret rendezvous with her inside man.

Still, nothing was going to get this fugly Orc pretty enough to /dance with the dashing Syllus (Although he /danced, and was the bearer of gifts… who says the undead smell?)

OMG he’s got one… and I must say they are the coolest bears I have seen “in the pixels”.  Not quite sure why it kept turning it’s head towards me, sniffing, then growling… I mean I just took a bath!

So a little more extortion money in pocket, some bag space to carry my future loot, it was time to write another letter.

Dat Nome has already lost one finger in a previous ransom note, so now he is down to 4 fingers on each hand.

Time for the NomeSnatcha to settle in for a long sleep, bound to take a while for the mountains of gold to arrive on the Kodo express.

I realized last night it has been a very long time since I lay down in a bed in an inn.  I always used to do it.  Not just log out in an inn, but lie down in bed… so I did one more time.

BTW, Sylus has been RaF’ing too much… he already has a plan to jump ahead on Wrath XP… sneaky.. but I will leave that to him to explain.. if he so desires.

Thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome in the Guild.. I meant to take names and shout out, but you know who you are…  Ohh I remember that the Wow Commoner, Nimrock’s Mum was there! Once I remember which key is for Vent (as opposed to TS), then I am sure I will have a much more complete conversation with you all… in the New Year.

Gnomer and Out!