As many of you know, I am heading off soon on a holiday, and I am cutting back on my posting for a while as well (look Larisa.. no posts all weekend…!).
So grabbing a concept that I have seen on a few blogs before, I am going to answer the Google searches that I get… yep you can look forward to 2-3 months worth of these.
Hopefully they don’t cause you to remove you from your feed reader, or regular site browsing routine.
In fact I sort of hope that they will get you all guest posting in response.. in the comments is fine… entertain yourselves, and then I get something to chuckle about when I return.
I wont be offended if you just delete them without thought.. but then I wont know it was you anyway (or will I?).
OK, so to begin…
GoogledGnome #1
3 gnome mages
Not 3 blind mice… (although probably about the same height)
Not 3 amigos… (probably look as silly in the middle of the street)
Three Gnome Mages… Larisa, Krizzlybear and Me
There, done… not too painful I hope!
Gnomer and Out!
Yarr! I be a fine gnome mage!
…I miss pirate day =(
One for all, all for one, or whatever the musketeers say. With the help of google we’ll keep Armageddons coming open and alive while you’re away.
You can trust on your gnomy friends.
Haha, I considered doing something like that on my site a few months ago. However, some of the Google searches that have cropped up really aren’t appropriate at all for the majority of my audience…
I was online for pirate day.. but not in the “Jolly roger” mood… Doubt I would have swung one jig…
musketeers… yeah 3 (mm 4) of them too.. yeah, swashbuckling Gnomes
inappropriate google comments… worst I have had is something about big balls of fire… which is my byline, so I guess I am doing well.
I also have a few clipped ones… which should make it fun
I once met 3 gnome mages in a battleground. They were being trio-boxed…
Imagine the terror of being a fire mage in battlegrounds (this was long before Ice Block was trainable) and knowing that there is nothing you can do as three AP + PoM Pyros come flying your way.
Come up over the crest into Lumber Mill… see three little gnome mages, standing in a row.
A brief pause. A couple seconds, as we stare at each other.
Then, with a distinct crackle, all three little gnomes were suddenly surrounded with lightning.
I imagine myself turning around in slow motion, shouting “Nooooo!” in an oddly deep and silly voice, while massive chunks of flame and burning rock envelop me…
@Euripedes I have been thinking about your comment for the last couple of days…
I would definitely be doing the “Nooo”. It would be just like Matrix, just less comical.
I heard about a Horde Arena team paralysing their enemy by mounting on their kodos (all Tauren) and rushing the alliance.
The Alliance see this wall of Big Macs coming straight at them and panic… die.
5 Gnomes on Mechanostriders probably wont have the same effect… but 5 Gnomes turning in unison and letting rip…. you wouldn’t be coming back for more