My favorites so far…
Pink Pigtail Inn
Apprentice dc:er. The 50th time you’ll advance to Expert.
Guardian of the Cave – You have proven your grasp of tactics by spending 50 AVs defending your home base. The one the other side can’t capture. So your really not defending anything. But who cares, you still get honor just like all the people taking towers, killing players, and defeating generals. Alternately can be awarded if the bot helping you pretend to be active kills 1,000 rams or wolves.
Here are a couple that I can think of:
Fatal Attraction: Pull Aggro within 5 seconds 3 (10, 20, 100) times in a row and die.
Cry Wolf: Break a Sheeped target 3 (5, 10, 50, 100) times in a row – look out Dot classes.
Finishing on a more positive note, some Positive Acheivements:
Ice Mystress: Level 1-60, 60-70, or 70-80 using only Frost Damage Spells
Red Hot Poker: Level 1-60, 60-70, or 70-80 using only Fire Damage Spells
Shining Light: Level 1-60, 60-70, or 70-80 using only Fire Damage Spells
Shepard: Maintain a single polymorphed target for 5 (10, 20, 60, 120) minutes without it breaking.
Area of Pain: AoE to death 10, (20, 50, 100) mobs
Gnomer and Out!