or.. When I grow up I want to be a….
Human: Why would I play a fantasy game and want to be a human – that’s not fantasy, that’s real life! Anyway the male humans run “funny”.
Night Elf: 17% of Alliance players can’t be wrong… Naah the whole “spirit of the woods” that kills every harmless beast it comes across just doesn’t ring true. Though I must admit I wish I could backflip.
Draenei: Wierd cloven hoofed beast from outer space.. I don’t think so.
Orcs: They may not be as short as Gnomes, but they look short and squat for all their height. I don’t think so.
Tauren: One all beef pattie , special sauce on a sesame seed bun. Naah too tall and bovine.
Undead: Phew what’s that smell (ohh it’s the guy sitting next to me on the train.. still the image and thought all happened at once… too much)
Troll: Jamaica, naah she went on her own (still cracks me up). Cool dancing, annoying swaying stance.
Gnome: Mmmm that sounds good. Diminutive exiles from their homeland that like to tinker with all sorts of things….
Warrior: Responsible for marking, leading, saving casters, getting he living daylights beaten out of them and loving repair bills. Blamed for wipes… I think not.
Rogue: Sneaky, untrustworthy dudes in the middle of battle chasing the moving target… way too hard (I am so glad I am ranged)
Priest: Soft, squishy targets. KoS for keeping warriors alive by all loose mobs. Blamed for wipes.
Druid: Heaps of flexibility, heaps of action bars, heaps of gear sets filling bag space. Killing every natural creature in sight to level (I thought their job was to protect the beasts.. what ever happened to soothe beast?)
Paladin: Warrior, I mean Priest in plate, I mean pure of heart – but killing everything in sight. I mean no.
Shaman: Planter of twigs. No.
Hunters: I can’t keep a RL pet alive, lets not shame me more.
Warlocks: Ahhh Mages, but dark and secretive with demonic pets… I don’t think my Mum would approve.
Mages: Crafters of pure energy into punishing balls of fire… nice
OK, when I grow up, I want to be a Gnome Mage… Hey I already am one. I must be Uber Smart! ohh Gnomes have bonus to Intellect.
Gnomer and Out!
Note: the content of this post was in no way meant to offend all the hard working races and classes… I was just in a silly mood. Thank you for playing the other races/classes so I can throw balls of fire.